Insane-from-reality - Teenage Queen

Barb’s been shipping Mavin for so long

A MAVIN CLASSIC

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

FAHC Dan is great

FAHC Dan being an honorary member of the actual FAHC is better

but FAHC Dan not giving A single shit about any of the other ones but Gavin and will only do shit with them at Gavin’s request or for Gavin’s sake is my aesthetic

That’s the shit i love man, gimme Dan the ex-soldier turned freelance merc, Dan the brawn and the guns behind SMG, England’s ‘assumed’ dead little mostly-cybergang. Dan, Gavin’s best Friend from back home with the skills to take a crew  (any crew) down and a bounty on his head that could buy the silence of every other gang in that town. Gimme Dan, THE Dan, suddenly appearing over in Los Santos, seemingly at the beck and call of one Mr. Geoff Ramsey and then horrifyingly enough Dan ‘The Man’ Gruchy letting the whole world now who really has the leash here. The Golden Boy, with Mogar, the Vagabond, Dooley, Ramsey himself and now fucking Dan ready and waiting to do whatever He asks. and the kicker is, Michael, Jeremy and Ryan will listen to Geoff, they have to, and Geoff can be reasoned with, Geoff can be merciful when it suits him. Geoff can call off his attack dogs.

But Gavin loves a bloodbath and Dan doesnt bow to anyone but Gavin

Honey Bun - 10k/Reader

Fetish/Kink: None

Warnings/Triggers: Short, fluffy, bony, fluffy bunny, Addy 10k friendship

Requested by an anon;

‘okay but what about 10k finding a little injured animal of some kind like a baby bunny and not having the heart to kill it so he looks after it until it gets better? silly i know, but i love 10k with little cute things.’

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stop whitewashing calum hood :-)

Lamp Halo might be my fav Fake AH Crew fic 

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

Poems from a poem book I'll never finish writing

Relationship Noun Definition: the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.

That’s what a relationship is, According Google that it But relationship A simply complicated word With a never ending list of meanings

Meaning Noun Definition: what is meant by a word, text, concept, or action.

That’s what that means So with these two words I make a question and two statements for you All of which I never had the guts to ask or say But now that you’re gone and there’s no way that you could ever hear this Now I’m saying them

Question: What was the meaning of our relationship to you? Was it a joke? Another one of your games that you played? I don’t understand stand. I try to find words to describe this but nothing, nothing can describe this not a single word

Statement: In the end our relationship held no meaning. It was a simple small interaction in which neither of us gained anything from but lost so much. It was hollow, futile, insignificant, insane

Insane Adjective Definition: not sane; not of sound mind; mentally deranged

Statement: Insane, the only word close enough to describe the meaning of our relationship -E.H.R

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER

REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.

also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate

if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula