insane-from-reality
You're gonna rattle the stars, you are
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Moon-Jo from Strangers From Hell (2019)
Masterlist
✦ reaction
☁ fluff
☀ smut
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Tan in every Queer Eye episode:
jisung, stroking minho’s hair: you’re so cute
minho, sleepily: i could beat the shit out of you
jisung, lovingly: i know
Stray Kids as thing’s I’ve overheard in the hallway at school
Chan: “I haven’t slept in six days but I feel great”
Woojin: “I’m running on a 100% bread diet”
Minho: “Y’all are mean but the inner demons of silence are worse.”
Hyunjin: “Words With Friends doesn’t accept the word ‘slut’ but it accepts WHOMST?”
Felix: “You’re so poor your cheerios don’t float.”
Jisung: “I may look like a string cheese but I have a goddamn reputation”
Seungmin: “Come over here so I can slap you! Your brother said he’d give me gum if I slapped you and he has Juicy Fruit!”
Jeongin: “Every time I come over here you’re just coloring and not working.”
:) More Behind the GIFs.
Blep
all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine
A little bi-derman for bi visibility day. Happy bi visibility day guys!
love is in the air
Fellas is it gay
MINHO LITERALLY TRIED TO ASK JISUNG IF HE LIKED HIM IN A ROMANTIC WAY
minho: do you…like me but like do you like me in that way or… jisung hella confused:……what sort of way should i like you hyung? what? minho completely flustered: ahhh so….i don’t really know *awkward laughing from both of them* minho: i know it but i don’t know how to actually express it *jisung bursts into a song and minho joins*
Jisung, to himself: wait, is he into me?
Jisung: quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs
Jisung, to Minho: did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party?
Jisung: he had no body to go with
Minho: that’s really funny!
Jisung, to himself: well that’s not a fair test. that joke’s hilarious
Poems from a poem book I'll never finish.
How do you find the audacity to cry?!
How did you ever not love this innocent boy who gave all of his love and trust to you?!
How do you leave this pure innocent soul in this cold lightless world?!
How do you feel guilt when you never felt love?!
When you left him to be with others behind his back?!
When you could have been home together in your bed?!
Treasuring the boy who loves you. The boy who cleans up after your mess. The boy who makes sure that you are fed.
That you're happy.
Even if he is not.
How-how did you ever fall out of love with him?
When all he talked about was you?
When the only thing that mattered anymore was you?
Painted masterpieces in an ode to you. Intricate love letters, intertwined in the flowers that he had drawn to you.
When I had to watch a treasured, precious friend, crumble to his own demise and didn't have any power to stop it?
Couldn't stop him from looking at your photos at night.
Stop him from falling asleep on the sofa after trying to wait for you.
Again.
Even though he knew that you would not be coming home tonight.
Again.
And watch you only be there for the end of it?
The Grand finale. Ladies and gentlemen.
Prepare yourselves to be amazed.
You are about to watch the best disappearing act of the century. Are you ready? Look. Look closer. It's happening right before your eyes.
How do you have the audacity to cry at his funeral?
When just a couple days ago you did not even know that he would have one?
- E.H.R.
im melting 😍
Chanyeol: Okay, guys, how do I ask Baekhyun out?
Jongin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
Chanyeol: OH MY GOD!
Minseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
Chanyeol: STOP IT!
Luhan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Chanyeol: GUYS!
“I have A boyfriend” *realizes he just exposed himself* “…a lot.”
Someone glad to meet his giant back …
Baekhyun: hey Chanyeol Chanyeol! come down come down man~ c'mon man
…
I THINK WE’VE BEEN BLESSED
Baek: *fixes Chan’s collar" Chan: ShimKoong ~ (HEART POUNDING) Baek: *strokes Chan’s hair* Chan: *leans in and then pretends wanting to hit Baek* Baek: Who wants to be with me for Team Power? Chan: *faster then Barry Allen* ME (After Chan’s turn at the first game) Chan: *laying on the floor* Baek: Hello please wake up ahjussi you can’t sleep here CHAN IMITATING BAEK AND CALLING HIM BAEKHYUNNIE TWICE
Baek: WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE! WE HAVE CHANYEOLLIE Chan: *Team Power loses* I’m in a team with Baekhyun, even if I lost, my mood still wouldn’t turn bad.
CHANBAEK WANT TO KILL US ALL
I want bromance like this 😢
You’re just an angel
seventeen dorms, probably
soonyoung: *kisses jihoon on the cheek*
jihoon: what the hell was that
soonyoung: a kiss
jihoon: disgusting I hate it
jihoon: do it again
EVEN HIS CAMERA HAS ANTLERS
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN SO FAR
LOOK AT THEM
Luhan I want “deer” as my last name marry me
Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!
Mum: I will always love you!
Me: awwww--
Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.
Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?
Mum: No
Me: Excuse--
Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.
Me:......shit you right.
Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!
Mum: I will always love you!
Me: awwww--
Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.
Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?
Mum: No
Me: Excuse--
Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.
Me:......shit you right.
Daily Reminder.
Thinking about what song Weekly Idol will have SHINee dance 2X faster to next and knowing that if it’s Everybody or Dream Girl, someone or something will break
Imagine your otp
Imagine your otp
Person A: "Why are you so awkward and mean to me?!
Person B: "Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection."
Person A: "What?"
Person B: "What?"