Chanyeol: Okay, guys, how do I ask Baekhyun out?
Jongin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
Chanyeol: OH MY GOD!
Minseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
Chanyeol: STOP IT!
Luhan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Chanyeol: GUYS!
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"Excuse me miss but you attract me like flowers do." Bzz bzzz
I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was
Person A: "Why are you so awkward and mean to me?!
Person B: "Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection."
Person A: "What?"
Person B: "What?"
Happy #ObamaDay
(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)
(ive been thinking of @fahchaus ’s Midas!Gavin all day so spare me a few moments to ramble about her fucking amazing contrast to the myth)
Midas’ gift was given from the god of madness, the god of wine, the god of the blinding rage in battle. A gift reluctantly given, handed down from a promise, from a helping hand. From Dionysus. Gavin’s Dionysus might not be from Olympus but he’s still the controller of madness, the leader of followers who will tear people apart at his word. I’m talking about Geoff of course, the Fakes own master of alcohol and destruction.
Geoff had inadvertently given Gavin his gift; a crew to work for, a crew to destroy for, a crew that led to his lovers, and of course lots and lots of riches to fuel this child whose eyes trailed everything shiny. Geoff who half raises Gavin, guiding him into the lifestyle, handing Gavin a gun and a target to shoot at and giving him a proud smile as he rips the target to shreds. Its because of Geoff that Gavin learned how to perfect his aim for destruction, learned how to bring gold to his fingertips.
Its ultimately because of Geoff when Gavin becomes Midas. Ultimately his fault for introducing Gavin to Michael then Lindsay and leading to him meeting Meg. Ultimately Geoff’s fault for their deaths, not directly of course but if Gavin never met Geoff this never would’ve happened. Its Geoff who grows fearful when he sees whats become of the gift that he had not even realized he had given Gavin. That powerful destruction, the gold, the empire that was now his to rule, to play with, to paint a cold lifeless gold.
But this Dionysus can’t take back the gift. Only pray to be spared from the sparkling, golden horror left behind.
Michael Jones calling Gavin “baby” in the Outlast 2 Play Pals Reblog if u agree
Blep
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(skip to 3:37ish)
DID GAVIN JUST FUCKING SAY HE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH DAN
ARE
YOU
FAKIN
SRS