Hongjoong: *angrily* You wanna catch these hands!?
Seonghwa: *holds Hongjoong's tiny fists*
Seonghwa:
Hongjoong: ok im calm now
*source:Tumblr*
Mingi and Yunho, after fighting: Are we in trouble?
Hongjoong: Have a guess.
Mingi and Yunho: No?
Seonghwa: Take another guess.
*Source: B99? *
*At Disneyland on the spinning teacups*
Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yeosang and Jongho: (spinning calmly while talking)
Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung: (Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)
Yeosang: This guy has been bothering me.
Jongho: Kill him.
Yeosang:
Jongho, softer: I kill him for you?
Yeosang:
Seonghwa, softly: Jongho, no.
*Source: Tumblr*
Hongjoong: Being cute is really hard because even when I'm angry, everyone just kind of giggles at me and says "Aw, you're so cute when you're angry". Like, no. Stop. Recognise my power.
San: If you can't fix something with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape.
*Source: Tumblr*
Hongjoong: I just suddenly had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last 'Hurrah!' before it completely shuts down.
Yeosang: Apparently scientist are finding ways to turn stress into electricity.
Yeosang:So Hongjoong-Hyung will be a high powered fucking phone charger.
*Source: Tumblr*
Mingi: Hyung, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?
Hongjoong : You've a bald patch *leaves*
Mingi: WHAT!?
*Source: An actual conversation between myself and my brother*
Mingi: Everybody, synchronize your watches.
Wooyoung: I don't know how to do that.
San: I don't wear a watch.
Jongho: Time is a social construct.
*Source: Tag*
Yeosang: How are we going to get inside?
Jongho: Don't worry, I have the keys!
Jongho: *smashes the window with a rock*
*Source:Tumblr*
Mostly Ateez Incorrect Quotes for Atiny๐ She/Her or They/Them
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