Imadumpsterfireinhell - Popcorn Bitch

today is not my birthday

IM SORRY I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING

No. You should’ve. I’m glad you did. I just don’t know what to do now. I’m being hella awkward. Sorry.

You’re welcome.

Do you wanna be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

YES THANK YOU LORENZO!

Ok

Ok so first thing, does any one else besides @lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto and @gayboiohio want to be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

And two, out those who are being tagged have any triggers I should know about?

I don’t know.

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

It ok.

I’m so happy right now.

Thank you.

Sorry, I’ve been taking care of Finn, Jamie, and Owen.

They all have Valley Fever.

Anyways, I was wondering if you wanted to be in a relationship with me, maybe...?

No need to apologize, im sorry it sucks that they don't feel well

Yes I would really like that

Uh also sorry it took me a while to respond I forgot how to type for a while so yeah

I have the emotional stability of a cheese stick.

Ok

Hi. You can call me Shorty or any nickname you can come up with that you remember. Also I think I know who you like.... nice meeting you!

Hi.

Yup. She’s probably gonna be waking up soon...

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

What is it?

Do I have what?

Do you have it? It’s very important, you realize.