I Don’t Know.

Those tags.

That’s incest. Ew.

This is an embarrassing Emmy picture. She was walking a friends dog in this picture.

@boxofsteampunkplaces @tato-tahto

Yeah.

She has so many meds to take.

Seriously.

We should all take a nap before she wakes up. The sleeping meds will be out of her system but she’ll be even more hyper than usual. We don’t know why but always after the sleeping meds are out of her system she is a ball of chaotic undying energy.

I need a fucking nap after what just happened

What?

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @devour-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Before being adopted Emmy was a few things that she isn’t now, extremely outgoing, really self confident, and VERY VERY flirty. I witnessed this happen from a couple feet away. Emmy went up to one of the other kids and started very heavily flirting with them. The other person just kinda stood there, not seeming to care, and she straight up yelled “God dammit! Succumb to my charm!” and walked away. I don’t know why, but that story embarrasses her A LOT!

Haha

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

Klaus Hargreeves: my position as cult leader doesn’t define me, I’m also a tax evader

Ok, thank you.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

i totally didnt just follow you cause you said your sister followed you and thats my worst nightmare. bad luck btw. anygay, it was a great decision, even though i made it two seconds ago, cause you like Harry Potter and TUA, but also mainly cause youve talked to Kira and Kira is my friend adopted tumblr mom (there are a multitude over many social media thing ma jigs). sorry, i rambled, no clue why, anygay, HI IM TATO, I AM COMPLETELY BONKERS, SORRY, also, you seem really nice, baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hi tato...?

You’ve also talked to my sister right?

Emmy? Or Em? Or Emery? Whatever you call her.

Today my sister is dressed in a way that makes her look like Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

You’re welcome.

Do you wanna be tagged in the embarrassing Emmy stories and pictures?

YES THANK YOU LORENZO!