“I Still Don’t Think K!lling It With A Pipe Is Right, That Would Make Us Worse Than The Dragon.”
“I still don’t think k!lling it with a pipe is right, that would make us worse than the dragon.” “Worse than the dragon?! K!lling a murderous, evil, child-eäting dragon with a pipe makes you as bad as the dragon?! Does k!lling a d!ctator by stäbbing them make you as bad as the d!ctator?! No! I don’t know about you, but child-eäting-anything is in the same category as d!ctators, humän träffickers, and släve öwners, and that category is called "people and things I would k!ll without a doubt"!” Everyone stared at him in horror, but he could not care less. The anger boiled in his blood and warmed him up.
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