Late-night Paperwork

house when he's busy bringing "committing to the bit" to unprecedented new levels

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

Judge: who speedran all these malpractice crimes in 24 hours???

James Wilson:

happy valentine's day to my gay doctors💊🩺

MORE MOUSE BITES!!!!!!

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

in this episode of house md house fucking kills wilson

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

ive been saying !!

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live