Trying To Seductively Get On My Knees For You But My Knees Crack So Loud It Echoes And I’m Stuck There

this tiktok was too house md to not draw

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

They both def thought House somehow got deported

gregory house is the man the myth the legend. he’s a genius. he’s babygirl. he’s in his 40s. he has no friends. he has one friend. he has NO friends. he has coworkers and a friend he’s in a constant battle of wits and wills with. he has a pet rat he almost kills with mad science and loves more than life itself. he has a guitar. his guitar got kidnapped. multiple people have tried to murder him in his own workplace. he’s mentally ill he’s the sanest man alive he’s unhinged. he has committed multiple murders technically depending on your definition of murder. he supports murder. he’s a misogynist who supports women. he’s broken up multiple marriages one of which was his own. his dad isn’t his dad. he rides a motorcycle he bought during a midlife crisis. everyone is obsessed with him. two of his best friends are terminally ill. he has NO friends. he and his best friend want to fuck but that’d be way too normal for them. he drove a car into a house. he’s forced his employees to break into countless houses and dig up at least one grave. at least two ghosts have haunted him personally. and he’s bisexual.

i love kutner sooo bad btw. he consistently solves things not only as well as house does but understands his metaphors and USES THEM IN THE SAME WAY. and hes so smart and he has so much love in his heart and he is an orphan and he eats cereal while playing video games and he is so kind but not always nice and he killed himself because kal penn had to join the obama administration. can anyone hear me

save me, bisexual MDs, save me

"james wilson, boywonder oncologist. you know him?"