Hilsonpolycule - Hatecrimes Md

wilson🤨

daily house life

house in 2024

(saw someone else doing this and i wanted to)

wilson absolutely watches is it cake and then he mutters is it cake while he’s doing surgery

house takes one of those gay quizzes and gets offended when its like you’re not that gay or something because he lied

cameron has a tumblr account and she just quotes what house and the others say and people think she’s just shitposting

chase and cameron bingewatch shows like stranger things and umbrella academy

house also has a tumblr account and he reblogs camerons stuff and he also commissions artists to draw wilson

chase has a tiktok account and it’s just thirst traps 👍

thirteen and house go to gay bars together and get drunk and hit on

cameron kisses girls when shes drunk and probably sober too 👍

foreman watches grays anatomy

wilson and house live together and got married totally for tax reasons

pt 2

House MD sketch scraps

four episodes into house

me at starbucks

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

look at my doctors man im gonna die

MORE MOUSE BITES!!!!!!