I Feel Like. As A Community, We Don't Talk About How Wilson Effectively Hit House With A "your Mama"

Shared hobbies………

housemdposting this is a day to remember

getting sick at the realization it's basically canon that wilson emotionally cheated on two of his wives with house. "i'm a doctor, she's used to eating without me" so you spend christmas with your boybestfriend. i'm gonna call you a slur

house in 2024

(saw someone else doing this and i wanted to)

wilson absolutely watches is it cake and then he mutters is it cake while he’s doing surgery

house takes one of those gay quizzes and gets offended when its like you’re not that gay or something because he lied

cameron has a tumblr account and she just quotes what house and the others say and people think she’s just shitposting

chase and cameron bingewatch shows like stranger things and umbrella academy

house also has a tumblr account and he reblogs camerons stuff and he also commissions artists to draw wilson

chase has a tiktok account and it’s just thirst traps 👍

thirteen and house go to gay bars together and get drunk and hit on

cameron kisses girls when shes drunk and probably sober too 👍

foreman watches grays anatomy

wilson and house live together and got married totally for tax reasons

pt 2

no no hold on wait h. can. can we talk about. ca. hold on wait. can we talk about how Wilson and House walk together. no I’m serious can we talk about how House walks slow and disjointed and hobbling like a common cripple (me fr) can we talk about how as he leans one way Wilson bends to make space and then he’s immediately right next to him following him as House moves away. Can we talk about how they match each other stride for stride even though Wilson can’t be comfortable with his mile long legs shuffling like that and House can’t be comfortable speeding up to accommodate wilson. they pick up and put their feet down at the same time it’s so dark in here can anyone hear me helloooooo

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

Literally everybody around House: stop taking vicodin! Stop being dependent on drugs!

House:

uhh would I be able to ask for a hilson character swap?? (hl as wilson and rsl as house? with the cane and everything??)

p.s. I am absolutely in love with your art style!!

hope you don’t mind but i took a slightly different approach to your request…

i went a little hogwild. be normal about those old men challenge, difficulty: impossible

I GUESS

GARFIELD HOUSE? HOUSE GARFIELD??