Wild Chicken Chase

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

no no hold on wait h. can. can we talk about. ca. hold on wait. can we talk about how Wilson and House walk together. no I’m serious can we talk about how House walks slow and disjointed and hobbling like a common cripple (me fr) can we talk about how as he leans one way Wilson bends to make space and then he’s immediately right next to him following him as House moves away. Can we talk about how they match each other stride for stride even though Wilson can’t be comfortable with his mile long legs shuffling like that and House can’t be comfortable speeding up to accommodate wilson. they pick up and put their feet down at the same time it’s so dark in here can anyone hear me helloooooo

disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

may i ask for silly hudson (house x cuddy x wilson) doodles…

yeas….

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

one of my worst fears as a house fan is being like “yeah house and wilson are so gay” and ppl thinking the house fandom is just one of the ones that can’t just let 2 men be friends/depict a male friendship and is just exaggerating/reading too much into stuff like NO if anything we’re understating it like 😭

Every other episode House is literally just out there loudly proclaiming the most unsubtle limp-wristed shit like "I carnally desire James Wilson from oncology and I wish he'd just take me out for a goddamn candle-lit dinner at a French bistro" and everyone just goes "Greg please be fucking serious" before shoving shit in his face like diagnostic charts and court papers and it's just. It's so fucking funny how he's just been dead-serious from the start he's got the most potent case of boy-who-cried-homo and it's taking me the fuck out

late-night paperwork

why does House look so cute here? are they flirting? probably!