the funniest thing about Hilson is the fact that Hugh started it pretty much. that one interview when he calls Wilson House’s best friend and some shit about if a tree falls in the forest and Wilson wasn’t around to hear it, did it really make a sound. any time someone’s like “is House going to fuck Wilson” he’s just like “I dunno but he should”. Hugh Laurie ran so we could walk. everyone say thank you Mr Laurie
Finished house; I'm completely, utterly empty
Have this for now
god i’m such a lesbian
Lisa Eldstien the woman that you are
four episodes into house
no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient
she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live
house: limps around the hospital just being the most insufferable creature imaginable, constantly calling people stupid while commiting major medical crimes and being a major asshole
wilson, exasperated and salivating: god I have to fuck this old man
me at starbucks
no no hold on wait h. can. can we talk about. ca. hold on wait. can we talk about how Wilson and House walk together. no I’m serious can we talk about how House walks slow and disjointed and hobbling like a common cripple (me fr) can we talk about how as he leans one way Wilson bends to make space and then he’s immediately right next to him following him as House moves away. Can we talk about how they match each other stride for stride even though Wilson can’t be comfortable with his mile long legs shuffling like that and House can’t be comfortable speeding up to accommodate wilson. they pick up and put their feet down at the same time it’s so dark in here can anyone hear me helloooooo
bisexual doctor show
couldn't sleep, now i can🛌
chase dropped out of seminary and replaced god with house which is both normal and healthy