Finished House; I'm Completely, Utterly Empty

this tiktok was too house md to not draw

had to put how the house md fandom views chase into words

gregory house is the man the myth the legend. he’s a genius. he’s babygirl. he’s in his 40s. he has no friends. he has one friend. he has NO friends. he has coworkers and a friend he’s in a constant battle of wits and wills with. he has a pet rat he almost kills with mad science and loves more than life itself. he has a guitar. his guitar got kidnapped. multiple people have tried to murder him in his own workplace. he’s mentally ill he’s the sanest man alive he’s unhinged. he has committed multiple murders technically depending on your definition of murder. he supports murder. he’s a misogynist who supports women. he’s broken up multiple marriages one of which was his own. his dad isn’t his dad. he rides a motorcycle he bought during a midlife crisis. everyone is obsessed with him. two of his best friends are terminally ill. he has NO friends. he and his best friend want to fuck but that’d be way too normal for them. he drove a car into a house. he’s forced his employees to break into countless houses and dig up at least one grave. at least two ghosts have haunted him personally. and he’s bisexual.

Cuddy and Wilson: House you aren’t Autistic you’re just an asshole

House: what fucking ever just give me my damn bloodstained carpet. Why did you get rid of my fucking carpet??? I need my carpet or else I can’t work in there. Hate what you’ve done with the place.

doodle

fav throuple <3

wanted to hop on the animation meme w/ house md

no no hold on wait h. can. can we talk about. ca. hold on wait. can we talk about how Wilson and House walk together. no I’m serious can we talk about how House walks slow and disjointed and hobbling like a common cripple (me fr) can we talk about how as he leans one way Wilson bends to make space and then he’s immediately right next to him following him as House moves away. Can we talk about how they match each other stride for stride even though Wilson can’t be comfortable with his mile long legs shuffling like that and House can’t be comfortable speeding up to accommodate wilson. they pick up and put their feet down at the same time it’s so dark in here can anyone hear me helloooooo

hip and with the kids

redrawing some shitposts i’ve been stockpiling :3c

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