Mr President Pewdiepie Is Writing Hilson Fics On Ao3

look at my doctors man im gonna die

i am in fact on that old men yaoi shit. they are like beetles to me

I love this format

house: limps around the hospital just being the most insufferable creature imaginable, constantly calling people stupid while commiting major medical crimes and being a major asshole

wilson, exasperated and salivating: god I have to fuck this old man

on house and wilson

I love father/son bonding and gay people

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

House MD episode in 2024: House drags Wilson to a medical conference on queer healthcare. House's constant homophobic commentary makes Wilson want to die but when he tries to give people apologetic looks, he realizes that they don't look offended at all, they're actually laughing at the jokes. Later when they try to hit on women at the hotel bar they learn that everyone at the conference thought they were just a gay couple getting a bit silly with it.