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100 posts!

If you’re reading this: take a nap

If it’s night time and you’re reading this: go to sleep

Discussion: What Tumblr Food/Drink is worse?

White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)

Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)

The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)

The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)

Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)

angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)

Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)

The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup

Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water

Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps

Forgot to add the /HJ (half-joke), sorry it’s all good though.

Also, I’m pretty sure this is a national difference (I'm from the US) because last time I checked Monster Munch is a UK brand, correct me if I’m wrong.

If you have a favorite chip that isn’t in the poll you can add it in the replies/reblogs

A teacher’s audacity to look me dead in my stupid face during a Zoom class (and being able to see my screen while I’m working) and still mark me absent because I wasn’t contributing to a discussion when she checked in on our breakout room for half a second.

*MIXES THE ANGST AND FLUFF INTO ONE DRINK, CHUGS THE ENTIRE THING AND FUCKING DIES*

GO LIKE THE ORIGINAL ARTIST’S POST.

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

I blame:

1. school for my hatred of reading

2. dark academia for my desire to read, and finally…

3. my ADD/ADHD for my lack of motivation to read

Someone please help me /hj

(tips would be very much appreciated)

I added the vanilla extract because of a meme

honey because it’s something that's often put in a cup of tea (at least in the us)

And cream because I can

Whatever is made, I will drink it.

I’m going to regret this

If you are reading this, may all of your non-scrambled eggs stay non-scrambled (as you wish) and your pancakes be fluffy and delicious with every flip.