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We’ll find you Amanda.
White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)
Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)
The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)
The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)
Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)
angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)
Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)
The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup
Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water
Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps
I crave the feeling of being a swaddled baby again
No worries
No responsibilities
No thoughts
Just fighting the urge to fall asleep, trying to escape my comfortable prison, and happily surrendering
If poll is closed use replies (I’m genuinely curious about the ratio)
Edit: discovered this is not an original joke, I’m keeping this post up. IDC
Life update:
Everyday the urge to become a mad scientist grows stronger, and I don’t know if I should fight it or not
Wish me luck
Aggiornamento sulla vita:
Ogni giorno l'impulso di diventare uno scienziato pazzo si fa più forte, e non so se dovrebbero lottare o no.
Auguri di buona fortuna
Every day feels like it’s repeating itself and it’s getting to me. Forgetting what day it is on a regular basis is messing with my already scrambled brain.