Who Up Being #parasocial Tonight

"They use jamming sessions as a metaphor for lesbian sex" METAPHOR??????

IS THE METAPHOR IN THE ROOM WITH US RIGHT NOW

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

why is there no stable girl???

prism launcher, i don’t know how to tell you this but that is java 8. do not try to run minecraft with it.

i take http rate limits extremely personally. where you see "secondary rate limit exceeded", i see:

reblogging one hornypost from each different genre of kink to make an index of what my followers like

the problem is that it would probably just become my main blog. but there’s some things i don’t want to subject my main account audience to

strongly considering making the unhinged sideblog at this point