"They Use Jamming Sessions As A Metaphor For Lesbian Sex" METAPHOR??????

i’ve been thinking about fps weapon design and i’ve come to the conclusion:

regular guns are boring.

give me firearms that consume the user’s flesh as ammunition, grenades that turn nearby entities inside out, and satchel charges that explode into a mass of writhing tendrils.

i’m sick of games that think generic double barreled shotgun is the peak of weapon design

every time i see colored text on tumblr my first question is “is this the caption for someone’s art or am i about to read a strangely well written short story about someone’s hyper specific kink?”

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

terrible take, let the spider watch

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

Bitches be like "I'm fine" then open tumblr (I'm bitches)

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person