Why Is There No Stable Girl???

I don't necessarily agree with this but it has such a mathematical quality to it somehow

bark! arf! ruff!

i resent the fact that my skills are technical and not creative. why can i get any program running on any capable computer regardless of os but not write poetry? clearly i picked the wrong stats at some point.

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

werewolf who thinks it's so embarrassing to be trained and is too proud to obey some mere human like a domestic dog... but those treats you're holding do smell kind of good... maybe sitting on command just once wouldn't hurt...

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

doggirl healer... what have you done

i’ve been thinking about fps weapon design and i’ve come to the conclusion:

regular guns are boring.

give me firearms that consume the user’s flesh as ammunition, grenades that turn nearby entities inside out, and satchel charges that explode into a mass of writhing tendrils.

i’m sick of games that think generic double barreled shotgun is the peak of weapon design

the cyberpunk 2077 devs did not need to make the washed-up-musician-turned-terrorist-turned-sentient-brain-tumor nearly as hot as he is but i am so glad that they did