If Someone Was To Die In The Minecraft Movie, Wouldn’t The Next Movie Start With Them Respawning In

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

would you rather have a rewind button for your life or be able to read minds?

Read minds like Professor X. I would start bringing things up that pop into people’s heads before they say something

Marcel Proust, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Marcel Proust

I had to go through internet boot camp 😵‍💫 For your own sake, you know everything there is to know.

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

i'm a huge advocate of enemies to lovers in books and i make it happen with all feuds too. so megan bayne.

@themegasus

The people yearn for us to have a romantic interaction in the ring… You can look, but you can’t touch my gold 😘 Everything else is on the table

“America’s Ass: Cody Rhodes” tramp stamp

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝

Yes 🙃 I woke up because the feathers made me sneeze

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

A heart that does tricks? I’m kind of jealous and extremely flattered 😵‍💫 For you, my love, I would be a slice of bread with warm melted butter and some edible glittery microplastics for some flair

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Get in line.

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.

𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒈𝒎 𝒍𝒐𝒕 … <3