Everyone Is So Small-minded.. Let’s Start Looking For Women Over 40 🤤 I Am Accepting Applications

would you rather have your name whispered in every room or forgotten by history but loved by one?

Having my name whispered in every room is basically what being a wrestler is like. So, if I had the choice, I would like to be loved by one.

I’m going to find you the biggest, most beautiful, and fanciest beer money can buy 🍻 We will put an expensive topper on it and everything

Do you think they have fancy beer in Vegas? Like those drinks with lollies and slices of cake on them?

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Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

Sounds like the perfect day to nap as soon as a couch becomes available 😪 I can only hope the coffee was good at that point.

i’m thinking today officially needs a redo, because between being given the wrong coffee order and forgetting that i had furniture being dropped off today, i feel completely thrown off.

IN NEW YORK?!

The way I’ve been in Vegas for over a week now and the tea is still hot back home … I just need to tell someone because OOOOH BOY.

So, my roommate got invited back to this couple’s (M/F) house after going out to do fun things, right? Good for her, chase your bliss, queen. It was like 3am-4am that both my roommate and the husband woke up wanting to go again … to which the wife said “I’m good but y’all go have fun.”

To which they did, my roommate and the husband, just them two … in the guest room down the hall.

The way my trust issues would just — 💀 Props to that wife, I aim to be that secure about ANYTHING in my life.

You do now. I’ll cut you in line and with a little knife. Get away from my woman!

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.

From Hollywood to Japan. Jet lag is going to hit like a bitch. Someone load me up with caffeine before I go out there.

#𝒕𝒃𝒕 … purely candid, not from a photoshoot at all

Marilyn Monroe during the filming of The Prince and The Showgirl, 1956.