Yes 🙃 I Woke Up Because The Feathers Made Me Sneeze

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

Bail on your work duties and come laze around on the strip with me (and possibly Luther. He will be buying the drinks)

my mania plans ?? probably a little gambling , a little fun in the sun and then work because i'm going to be absolutely busy all weekend. 😫

You and Thekla… seemed very close… Closer than before 😓

I do not keep up with the gossip… I think we’re breaking up… My connection is soo bad up here… Bye.

When you’re all settled in we should make plans ❤️ The weather in Florida must be so nice right now, I’m a bit jealous 🤭

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Toni looked up from her phone, face to face with her robes. Her eyes pan further upwards until she's looking directly at.. well..

"I can always make time for a fan!" The trans-atlantic accent she used on camera slipped out, a dramatic hand flew onto her forehead. "Get the picture quickly, darling, I can't hold this pose forever." Her posture straightened before pushing her chest out. To finish the pose, she quickly closed her eyes and pursed her lips.

Like she had stated, it didn't last long. She opened one eye to look at him, her facade cracking and falling apart into a short laugh. Her hands reached out to grab at the robes that Joseph chose to don for the party. "Have you been raiding my closet when I'm not home?"

who : @rockhardjuicerobinson when : april 17 where : florida . daddio farm

Patches of grass and gravel crunched underneath Toni’s boots as she looked for a spot to set up her blankets and snacks. Most of the good spots had been taken by others who had arrived earlier than she had, so now she was completely determined to find a spot that was good enough.

She had brought ‘pigs in a blanket,’ as explained to her by Liv. Cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough — It was an easy recipe she had learned when she first started being invited to shows and their subsequent after parties. It made a good first impression. They were cheap and easy to make, and everyone seemed to enjoy them, so somewhere down the line they became a staple for Toni to bring to events.

The weather was cold for it being May in Florida. Sixty degrees is not ideal, but it’s times like these that Toni is grateful for being partnered with a clothing brand. She was dressed very comfortably, an animal print hoodie hung loosely from her frame, SPLX branded sweatpants to top off the cozy outfit. Her hair was still curled from Dynamite the night before - albeit pulled up haphazardly so she could put her blankets down - and her face was stripped of the dramatic red lip she had become known for.

A ‘Trader Joe’s’ branded tote bag was dropped onto the ground in front of her. She pulled out a large blanket to lay on the dirt, another to wrap around her shoulders. While making her way outside, Toni managed to throw a couple of snacks and drinks into her bag. Thus, with a ‘thump’ of her landing butt-first onto the blanket, she had firmly planted herself in a spot where she would stay for the rest of the night.

We'll put you to bed before watching something scary ❤️

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

Well if I had as many as she does, I would even bring them to doctors appointments. To have one to bring for every occasion throughout the day 😮‍💨 I can’t say I’m not jealous…

mercedes is allowed to bring her titles around wherever she wants and let me tell you they are great conversation starters.

punk, mox, harley

Marry Harley because she would be a cute personal cheerleader, Have some fun with Punk, and I would Kill Moxley for the reason that we would both go down fighting until one of us eventually succumbs and dies.

Sometimes I ask myself… did I take the bit too far? but alas, I never take the bit far enough.. Much to think about.