I Love This Trees

OoH NoO wHeRe is ThE JoKeR??

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

It funny do not make this a debate for ANYTHING

Ok yes it is true but WHY is this efhvdgiyhlfvfbkjfhhvbfnjvbhdsiu

Hc

My headcanon is that Damian and Tim fight but when someone messes with the other they will threaten/maim/stab the person.

Tim will be at a gala then someone will say a racist "joke' to Damian or being to close and Tim is in the corner getting ALL the dirt on them and sending it to the person lover.

Oh you cheated on you wife? I would be ashayem if she found out.

You are in the drug trade,sell to kids, mistreat the women and are a pedo? Well looks like the GCPD got an anonomase tip and the news somehow got a hold of ALL the things you did. So did the Red Hood funny enough.

And you are publicly BANNED from ALL Wayne Gala's and Brucie Wayne has an interview on why with the biggest newspaper company.

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Getting a little to comfy with Timothy Drake-Wayne even if you are more than two times his age well expect a "surprise visit" to the ER.

You backhandedly make a comment about how old he is? Well lets just say you will be a bit to scared to say a word.

Refused to leave Tim alone even after he tries to walk away from you multiple times. Well looks like some "evidence" resurfaced that you could have done some serious crimes in the past.

Tiktok

Tim needs to have rights to bite people/j #dccomics #redrobindc #timdrake #timdrakewayne #timwayne #damianalghul #damianwayne

I need more soft quiet moments between Bruce and Damian

Damian newly coming to the Manor and not understanding the "rules" and "punishments" in the Manor.

Damian: Grandfather said I'm not to cry

Bruce:That is because Ra's Al Ghul is incapable of human emotion

Bruce: Your Ten

Bruce: You can cry if you feel like it

The original sound: https://www.tiktok.com/@mysticfalls_ae/video/7354226640009858305?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7475933631807112735

I have never watched Vampire Diaries

More mermaid stuff

really random but this was purely inspired because I couldn’t get the Beautiful Boy song out of my head.

"An elevator can raise a child" Dam it hurts because it true

(For contects I DID NOT SEE ALL OF DRAGON BALL Z ((or any really))

To: My brother

From: @hauntedpeanuttalele on Tumblr