All These Adults Really Said “yeah Let’s Let A 9 Yr Old Get Involved In A Dragon War” But Honestly

Me before listening to TMA: body horror? idk if I’ll be able to handle this, it bothers me in stranger things

Me after TMA: *eating lunch whilst listening to stories of people’s faces being peeled of in I Am in Eskew* hmm interesting

fuck it *AUs your canon*

Condolences to Jon for having to read this aloud 💀

“Dammit”:

unoriginal

mild

overused

“Hag’s tits”:

forceful

unexpected

startling

Who is this hoe I already hate him

Update: this didn’t fucking age well did it

In which Warren continues to be iconic

So I zoned out listening to I Am in Eskew and when I came back to reality David was sacrificing one of his coworkers to a duffel bag-

When you haven’t been on Pinterest/tumblr in a while then you open it up and you’re like damn bitch catch the fuck up I have new hyperfixations now 🙄

I finished RotDS today and I am in shambles

I liked the OG series way better but the knowledge that there will never be any more Fablehaven universe books just feels so sad :(

I did find it soul-shatteringly nostalgic neat that Dragonwatch ended with a very similar scene to the Fablehaven ending scene

Team friendship lmao