Nommmmm nommm nommm (*^◯^*)
An assassin decides to kill anyone that tries to make her kill a child.
"Aw, baby. You thought I came over because of your pretty face?"
An assassin and a detectibe fall in love.
"I'll hunt him down for you, unless he pays me more than you do."
Two assassins go after the same impossible target, and fall in love along the way.
"I aim well."
A pair of teenagers scam people by pretending to be assassins without killing even one person.
"I'm expensive, sweetheart, and it's not money that I take."
I have basically no body fat, and what I do have is for some reason concentrated on my glutes and thighs (IT SHOULD BE ON MY ABDOMEN, BC THERES SUPPOSED TO BE A LAYER OF FAT COVERING YOUR ORGANS)
I look like a stick and weigh a LOT more than people think I would.
Me having an absurd amount of muscle mass is only thing keeping me from looking like a starving Victorian orphan who fell down the old and uncleaned well in the middle of winter.
(Oddly specific I know- that’s what made me make this Tumblr post)
Yeah, I talk to my cat a lot, but she’s always been very loud
but Gypsum (my mom’s cat) has been a bit lonely since my Mom got her dog and Atticus (a brown lab/pointer mix) doesn’t do well with cats-
So Gypsum’s been in the basement with me, but I still give her luv when I can :3
Some picks of the fluffy butt for your soul <3
My mom’s huge fluffy & Chonky cat:
-meows when hungry
-meows when wants attention
-meows when sad
My TINY ASS DWARF TUXEDO cat:
-meows when hungry
-meows when jumping
-meows when picked up
-meows when put down
-meows when angry
-meows when sad
-meows when happy
-meows when wanting attention
-meows while GETTING attention
-meows to say hi
-meows to say bye
-meows when sleepy
-LOUD AS FUCK WHEN EATING (she snurffles so loud while inhaling her food 💀)
-meows when zoomy
-meows at my leopard gecko (they somehow hate EVERY OTHER PET EXCEPT FOR EACHOTHER WHEN THEYRE THE ONES WHO SHOUKD HATE EACH ITHER THE MOST???)
Conclusion:
This tiny shit has a meow that sounds like she has smoker lung and she’s LOUD AS FUCK
I love her tho (๑╹ω╹๑ )
My half Irish, Celtic self: :0 *Neuron Activation*
Unironically I do really love everything potato lol :3
hello,
potato fries
potato chips
potato wedges
baked potato
loaded baked potato
curly fries (potato)
steak fries (potato)
tater tots (potato)
mashed potatoes
hash browns (potato)
gnocchi (potato) (advanced potato)
please let me know if I'm going too fast
IVE SEEN THIS IN SO MANY INCORRECT QUOTE THINGS, IVE STUMBLED UPON THE SOURCE!
Im cackling, I need my sister to see this shit bc she used to play orchestra and I used to play percussion and MY GOD 😭😭😭
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
South East Russia-
I don’t think anyone is there bc it’s too cold-
Guess I’ll die (*⁰▿⁰*)
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
This is a draft of something I've been writing for a couple months. It is mainly focused on the culture of the USA. Feel free to repost or otherwise share, with or without credit.
Give the gift of relief from being forced to engage in society’s unsustainable ways of life.
“People need to eat more plant-based foods.” ->Talk about your favorite recipes, give others recipes, cook for them, and grow vegetables and plants in your garden and give them away as gifts.
“People need to repair their clothes.” -> Offer to repair others’ clothes, and teach people how to repair their clothes.
“People need to buy less clothes.” -> Give them old clothes that you don’t want, help them repair their clothes
“People need to buy less plastic stuff.” -> Learn to make things that can serve the same purpose, such as baskets, and give them as gifts. Let people borrow things you own so they don’t have to buy their own.
“People need to stop using leafblowers and other gas-guzzling machinery.” -> Offer to rake the leaves. You can use them as compost in your own garden.
“People need to be more educated about nature.”-> Learn about nature yourself. Tell people about nature. Be open about your love of creatures such as snakes, spiders, and frogs. Do not show awareness that this could be strange. You are not obligated to quiet down your enthusiasm for creepy crawlies to demonstrate awareness that it is weird. Point out at every opportunity how these animals are beneficial.
“People need to use cars less.” -> Offer rides to others whenever you must go somewhere. Whenever you are about to go to the store, ask your neighbor or your friend who lives along the way, “Is there anything you need from the store?”
You cannot control others’ behaviors, but you can free them from being controlled.
If you think to yourself, “But this would be so difficult to do!” ask yourself WHY? Why does your society coerce you into less sustainable ways of living, forcing you to consume excessively? After thinking about this, consider that it is less simple and easy than you thought to make more sustainable choices, so why would you judge others for not doing it?
Environmentally friendly behaviors that can be done alone, without collaborating with or consulting another person, are the least powerful of all. Whenever an “environmentally friendly” behavior is suggested, figure out “How can I give this as a gift?” or “How can I make this possible on the level of a whole community?”
“Personal choices” do not work because every single person has to make them individually. If you are focused on making your own personal choice, you are not focused on others. If you are not focused on others, you are not helping them. If nobody is helping each other, most people won’t be able to make the “personal choice.”
Start with your neighbors, the people physically close to you. You live on the same patch of land, containing roots from the same plants and trees. You can speak to them face to face without traveling, which means you can easily bring them physical things without using resources to travel.
Always talk to your neighbors and be friendly with them. Offer them favors unprompted and tell them about how your garden is doing. Do not be afraid to be annoying—a slightly annoying neighbor who is helpful, kind, and can be relied upon for a variety of favors or in times of need is a necessary and inevitable part of a good community. If you make the effort to be present in somebody’s life, they will have to put up with you on some occasions, but that is just life. We cannot rely on each other if we do not put up with each other.
Every hour you spend outside with your neighbor is an hour your neighbor doesn’t spend watching Fox News. Every hour you spend talking with someone and interacting with them in the real world, eating real food and enjoying your real surroundings, is an hour you don’t spend only hearing a curated picture of what reality is like from social media.
Isolation makes it easy for people to become indoctrinated into extremist beliefs. When someone spends more time alone, watching TV, Youtube, or scrolling social media, than they do with others, their concept of what other people are like and what the world is like comes more from social media than real life. TV and online media are meant to influence you in a specific way. Simply restricting the access these influences have to yourself and others is helpful.
If you grow a garden, you can give your neighbors and friends the gift of food, plants, and crafted objects. This is one of the foundational ways to form community. When you give food, you provide support to others. When you give plants, you are encouraging and teaching about gardening. It is even better when you give recipes cooked from things you grew, or items crafted from things you grew. You can also give the gift of knowledge of how to grow these plants, cook these recipes, or craft these objects.
Some people are uncomfortable with receiving items or services as gifts. They want to feel like they are giving something back, instead of having obligation to return the favor hanging over them.
It can help to ask a simple favor that can be easily fulfilled. People generally like the feeling of helping someone else.
When you give someone a gift, it can help to say something like “Oh, I have too many of this thing to take care of/store/eat myself! Do you think you could take some?” This makes your neighbor feel like they are helping you.
When allowing others to borrow items, you might not get them back. Don’t worry about that. It just means the item found a place where it was needed the most. You can ask about the item if you think it might have been forgotten, and this can create an opportunity for a second meeting. But don’t press.
If the person you give to insists upon some form of payment, this is a good opportunity to negotiate a trade.
Ask your neighbor to save compostable scraps, biodegradable cardboard and paper products, and any other items that might be put to use. Use them in your own compost pile. Or, start a compost pile at the edge of the yard where you both can add to it. Remember that “wet” compost like vegetable and fruit bits needs to be mixed with twice as much of “dry” and “woody” compost like cardboard, leaves, small twigs, paper and wood bits.
Overcome the cultural norm that the front yard is only decorative. Use the front yard for gardening so you can be seen by others enjoying your garden, and others can witness the demonstration of the possibilities of land. In the front yard, anything you do intentionally with your land can be witnessed. It also makes you a visible presence in your community.
Don’t just grow vegetables that cannot be the core component of a meal themselves. Grow potatoes, dry beans, black eyed peas and other nourishing, calorie-dense foods. Grow the ingredients of meals. You could even build a garden around a recipe.
Be sure to send them home with leftovers.
Containers are one of the fundamental human needs. If we had more containers, we wouldn’t need plastic so much. You can learn to make baskets, and to grow plants that provide the raw materials for baskets.
If you see someone putting leaves in bags, don’t be afraid to ask if you can have the leaves. More likely than not they will be happy to agree.
In the border land between your neighbor’s yard and your yard, it is almost always just mowed grass because no one can plant anything without it affecting their neighbor. But these border lands add up to a lot of space. It would be much better if you talked to your neighbor about what would be nice to plant there, and together created a plan for that space.
Make it clear that you will not get mad if the neighbor’s kids play in your yard or run across it. Invite the neighbors onto your land as much as possible. Tell them they are allowed to spend time in a favored spot whenever they would like.
If there is a yard sale, you always know about it because of the hand-drawn signs placed around. Therefore, a cookout or unwanted item exchange can be announced the same way. In rural areas I have seen hand-made signs that say: FIREWOOD or WE BUY GOATS or EGGS. This is one of the few technologies of community that remain in the USA. If someone who looks to buy and sell can put up a hand-made sign, why shouldn’t you?
Religious people or people with strong political opinions like to put signs everywhere. If they have the confidence and courage to do so, why shouldn’t you?
So if there is a message you would like everyone to see, use the simple power of the hand-made sign. Proclaim “BEE FRIENDLY ZONE!” above your pollinator garden with all the confidence of a religious fundamentalist billboard. Announce to the world, “VEGETABLES FREE TO ALL—JUST ASK!” “WE TAKE LEAVES—NO PESTICIDES.” Instead of YARD SALE, or perhaps in conjunction with YARD SALE, you can write, PLANT EXCHANGE or SEED SWAP or CLOTHING SWAP. Who can stop you?
Some of these ideas might be eccentric, strange, or even socially unacceptable, but there is no way to change what is normal except to move against it. Someone has to be weird. It might as well be you.
Facing the Struggle as a Queer Transgender Refugees. We Need Your Help. 🌈
Hi there,
I'm AshleymilesPhil, a transgender queer refugee, and today I’m sorry this might feel random, and I didn’t mean to come to you like this but I'm reaching out with an urgent plea. Life in the refugee camp is incredibly harsh for our LGBTIQ community. We’re facing extreme shortages of food, clean water, medicine, and safe shelter. Each day is a fight for survival, and without basic necessities, it’s getting harder to hold on.
It’s difficult to ask for help, but we have no choice. We’re in a dire situation, and we need your support to make it through. Your donation, no matter the size, can provide life-saving essentials like food, clean water, and medical care for our community. Without your kindness, we are left vulnerable, struggling to survive.
If you’re able, please consider contributing to our GoFundMe⬇️🙏
https://gofund.me/4d80b32c
Your generosity could truly make the difference between life and death.
I also ask you to visit my blog, reblog my post, and share our story to help us spread awareness. The more people know about our struggle, the more help we can get. You can be part of amplifying our voices when we have been silenced for so long.
I know it’s hard to ask for money, but we are in desperate need. We can’t survive this alone, and we rely on the compassion of those who can offer even a small bit of help.
Thank you for your time, for caring, and for sharing this journey with us. Your support is everything.
With deep gratitude,
AshleymilesPhil
I don’t have money I can donate, but I will answer this to spread the message so hopefully someone who can donate will see this. Being queer is already hard in America, I can’t begin to imagine how hard it must be for you. Stay strong, you’ve made it this far, so keep on fighting! (╹◡╹)♡
As someone who also does voice acting and writing: it do be like that tho 💀
As an actor and writer, I find it so funny how actors will say stuff about “taking care of” their character and respecting them meanwhile writers are like “beat that bitch into the ground.”
You know it’s easier to just block people and move on. I follow your blog but it is honestly so exhausting to read the back and forth between you and other blogs. I get that what they are saying is not something either of us like or agree with but my god, harassing strangers over and over is taking things to an unnecessary extreme. I’m afraid someone you or others harass might actually hurt themselves and no matter what they believe that is a shitty thing to wish on a literal human being. I’ve known people who have hurt themselves after getting harassed online and it is devastating. It destroys a family and causes all around trauma for everyone who was close with them. It’s fucked up to encourage this. I’m sorry to say I will be unfollowing and blocking your account because I just can’t be associated with that or with people who think certain types of people deserve harassment. It’s just really triggering for me to see and I hope you can understand why it’s bad even if these people fundamentally disagree with you. It’s time to be the bigger person and stop giving the rest of us a bad reputation because you don’t know how to curate your own online and experience. Sorry for the long ask I just wanted to tell you why I feel I have to unfollow. Hope you get to a place in your life where you can understand how harmful your words can be even if you thing someone deserves them.
Understandable, it’s important to keep yourself from triggering stuff. Hope you have a good day, make sure to take care of yourself!
I also fully understand the effect words can have, and I wasn’t joking about cursing them, it’s already done.
Hope you can find some more positive stuff, Farewell! <3
Shapeshifting Eldritch DeityWriting blog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkentheenigmaPokéblog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkenpokeblog
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