That Has To Suck. I Wonder If I Got Some Chocolate Milk In The Fridge For Him

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

I dunno bout if they are a hobbit, they oughta get a banana for scale

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

I extended the like limit. =[

Puar is one of the only main cast to survive until the buu saga. Puar is also a killer

some recent puars

Imagine an Isekai about someone who escapes a multiversal one man genocide of the self who has to stop the ruler of this world from continuing his massacre by befriending and fighting all manner of fun characters, only for the plot twist to be that the person who is doing multiversal genocide against themselves, isn't actually the same person, but rather the "future" son of the protagonist and then after some brutal exposition and main character death they get better and God lets them proper time travel to"fix" their son's tragic future backstory.

Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)

"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"

Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears

Four bearer holding a four

Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)

God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future

Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time

Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack

Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court

Piccolo is the (formerly) Evil Green Space Jesus of Dragon Ball, with the history of the Bible being drastically altered via unforeseen time travel

*note; I am not in any bible studies, nor do I follow the religion, this is all for fun, not offense. if you have suggestions or clarification, let me know*

Let's look at the facts

1: there are 3 separate aspects of the character we know as "Piccolo" no matter how we look at it.

2: one of those aspects is literally God, and the other two are father and son. If you look at it differently, the argument can still be made that they are still considered a father and son, but I'm not going to consider nail, because he's just there, y'know? Like he isn't meant to be part of the whole green Jesus thing, just there as well.

3 Christianity exists in dragon ball, as show by puar turning into a bible

4 We never see "Jesus" as a separate entity, only god and his superiors

5 he died for our sins(gt) and redeemed himself (z) and put beef aside with those who wronged/killed him when the time came to work together(super)

6 he was a persecuted minority who got killed by a tyrannical dictator

I'll finish this later, but the similarities are striking

Mr Lich is all style no substance , while the crocadillians are a very real threat, and there ffore moree terrifying

Can't remember if this is canon, or from the time I got reincarnated as yamcha spinoff. I could sworn tien butchered him in canon

I've spent the last night searching for a way to make a fire emblem from hack that replaces lyn with Darth Vader, but all I'm finding is gay computers.

Is a tyrannical dark lord of the sith too much to ask? I even got the sprite, all I need is to put it into the software

I'm mad rn }=(