Meeting Up With Someone And Saying That "we Knew Each Other In A Past Life" (I Got Resurrected By A Evil

YESS!!!

normalize avoiding sunlight denormalize using garlic in every fucking meal

This is just a really toxic workplace?

Guy who's getting fired

Customer service who needs to explain that the guy you worked with is fired

The guy who gets the other guys workload, but doesn't have a clue about these people cuz they threw out the notes

The same guy two weeks later, being promised a raise, only for corporate to deny it for 6 months before they fire him for poor performance(he's doing 3 times the work without his coworkers doing anything, so his work is suffering) or he quits(happy ending)

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

That's cool AF.

I was a moron back then s, so I wouldn't have teven really noticed d

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

Well this makes me mad. Cool toph is the best toph. Why make her into earth kingdom katara? Katara is cool, but in a fundamentally different way.

Big Richard energy

trans fem dick grayson save me. save me trans fem dick.

I saw a post saying that green lanterns are just magical girls for boys, but now I'm imagining a story where all the superheros meet up for a Halloween party and are surprised by the fact that a significant portion decided to dress up as magical girls(or at least very whimsically)

That has to suck. I wonder if I got some chocolate milk in the fridge for him

girls when they remember that green lantern vol 3 ends with kyle losing all his tethers to earth to the point that it is no longer his home and because loving is the only thing he knows how to do he devotes himself wholly to the only thing he has left which is an organization that doesn’t give a damn about him as person and one that slowly begins to condone the antithesis of everything he stands for which eventually leads him to strike out on his own where he is later kidnapped and forced into violence in an attempt to break his resolve in his convictions only for him to emerge with said convictions intact but with the price of being irreparably scarred both mentally and physically by what he’s done and what’s been done to him

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So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

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I dunno what to fill this empty space with

He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

I always said Gohan was the GOAT. Future Gohan was willing to take ups the slack, and xeno Gohan gets a nice Paycheck (i think?)

Thinking about how Gohan choosing to live a semi normal life is objectively hilarious. Because to his fellow uni students or work colleagues he’s just an unnecessarily buff but overall nerdy and sweet guy. Then you zoom out, look at his family and treasured acquaintances and OH NO, WHAT? Are those aliens? Why can they fly? OH NO.

Plus he’s married to an heiress essentially? I just know he has people scratching their heads trying to figure him out.

Also I know some DBZ/DBS fans give him grief for losing his edge. But hello? This guy basically saved the world thrice and majority of that was before he was even 12. He didn’t even get to stumble across peril while going on a fun adventure, it literally hit him in the face every single time. Gohan entering martial arts retirement after clocking crazy stats in his youth is also HILARIOUS and I support suburban dad Gohan.