So I Googled Elvis On The DC Wiki

So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

So I Googled Elvis On The DC Wiki

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

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So I Googled Elvis On The DC Wiki

He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

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3 weeks ago

Apparently, games are farts, huh.

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

2 months ago

Good art and all but, why is Vegeta so tall? We all know that prince Vegeta is barely Bulma's height on a good day, and the only one with a height comparable to Goku or Gohan is Trunks? I hate seeing people falling victim to Supers "average to somewhat tall" bias for the main protags.

I hope you consider this for future reference. Also y is he smiling? No one is getting maimed or currently experience bodily harm? Love how you did trunks and bulla tho.

All in all, good art, but Vegeta is too tall

The Vegeta-Briefs family

The Vegeta-Briefs Family

a reference from these two awesome art of Goku and Gohan's family

The Vegeta-Briefs Family
The Vegeta-Briefs Family

I'm crying man. I was doing my best to finish this art and make it perfect cus I love this anime and the characters. they're just so freaking good. and it was worth it. I absolutely love how the artwork turned out.

also here's a closeup of Vegeta's royal family. and yes, the mother is my own fan design. another thing, I didn't draw her eyes cus I have this collective headcanon the Queen may have died during/after Tarble's birth. that's why we haven't seen her yet.

I said after inhaling my dose of copium for the day.

The Vegeta-Briefs Family

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3 weeks ago

It sounds like your school is better than ok. Sounds great actually. I got that option in school a few times but honestly I could never do it because I would stress myself out on accuracy to characters

my English exam is writing fanfic 😭🙏 is my school ok???

2 months ago

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"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

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Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

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God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

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Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

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3 weeks ago

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

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2 months ago

I extended the like limit. =[


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3 weeks ago

I'm having a STAIR down

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3 weeks ago

Well this makes me mad. Cool toph is the best toph. Why make her into earth kingdom katara? Katara is cool, but in a fundamentally different way.

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3 weeks ago

ok im going to #seriouspost for a second here. I don't think Harry Potter is a manifesto. I think it was a flawed passion project that millennials latched onto because of the fantasy of sticking it to their mean teachers and arbitrarily categorizing themselves (hogwarts houses; it's the thinking millennial's astrology). I think the fact that the series got popular when and how it did was very much a product of its time.

I don't think Harry Potter is the biggest symbol of JKR's bigotry. I think the most flagrant sign of that was how she responded to critics. I watched her become radicalized in real time. I watched how she doubled down on her racism when she was called out for the ways she promoted her tragically mid fantastic beasts movies. I watched her chase marginalized teenagers with a double digit follower count off of twitter for daring to criticize her thought process, and no one with any kind of power standing against her because she was the one who was paying them. This isn't to say Harry Potter is without flaws. This is to say she really didn't give a shit about that. Getting rich and powerful is a hell of a drug, and she had enough sycophants that she had no reason to care about what her critics were saying.

She was convinced that she was a martyr; a voice for the unheard; a leader for the ages, so of course her detractors were the bad guys. And I think we should take this to heart. We should see this as an example of how easy it is to get radicalized; if you think of yourself as a paragon of virtue, you are going to think that whatever you see as good and right is an objective fact. Most people don't know this, but the majority of terfs start out as trans allies. You are not immune to propaganda! You are not immune to falling into dangerous ideologies!!!

This is why the most important thing you can do as an activist is to listen. Do NOT think you're above being wrong; do NOT develop a god complex; do NOT form an identity out of being right all the time. Involve yourselves in the groups you claim to speak for. Listen to trans women; share resources that help trans women; familiarize yourself with the diversity of experiences that trans people have and the struggles they face.

No, none of you are as bad as JKR because you don't have her money or her power. You will likely never have the capacity for harm she does. But check yourselves. Do not affirm yourselves into thinking you always have the moral high ground. Watch yourselves; humble yourselves; check yourselves for signs of cult behavior and internalized prejudice. You are always learning. You will always be learning. Do not allow yourselves to get a power trip from brushing off marginalized voices.

3 weeks ago

Why not all three?

Bombed out bathroom, on a cold winter night. You and your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade run to the nearest shelter, to grab a med kit to help a short person who is hurt. You arrive, a couple seconds later than the other two, and look at the mirror. The kid looks at you, but only briefly, as their stitches need to be cleaned. You stumble to the furthest stall, the one with more space and you sit. You sit down to regain your thoughts and come to a conclusion. THIS SUCKS. A few minutes later and they come to check on you, worried about the pool of blood forming out from the stall. The see you, gasp, and ask why

"you had to help the kid"

"BITCH IM 6 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IM JUST SHORT!"

And then you pass, having finally gaslit the shortie one last time

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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