Why Not All Three?

Why not all three?

Bombed out bathroom, on a cold winter night. You and your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade run to the nearest shelter, to grab a med kit to help a short person who is hurt. You arrive, a couple seconds later than the other two, and look at the mirror. The kid looks at you, but only briefly, as their stitches need to be cleaned. You stumble to the furthest stall, the one with more space and you sit. You sit down to regain your thoughts and come to a conclusion. THIS SUCKS. A few minutes later and they come to check on you, worried about the pool of blood forming out from the stall. The see you, gasp, and ask why

"you had to help the kid"

"BITCH IM 6 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IM JUST SHORT!"

And then you pass, having finally gaslit the shortie one last time

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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Wait, are you slam-dunking LeBron, or a basketball in the game with LeBron? Also Lamborghinis are overrated. Too identifiable by the cops.

do you ever think that maybe the reason we dream is because our souls long for another plane of existence? one of suffering and hellish delights, one that only knows the depravity and desperation of a dream realm, a torture chamber of our own making, created from our yearning to suffer be shattered??????

I dream of slam-dunking LeBron and driving big Lamborghinis

3 weeks ago

What else would we do? Tittie the tank engine?

Ngl that sounds fire

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4 months ago

Imagine an Isekai about someone who escapes a multiversal one man genocide of the self who has to stop the ruler of this world from continuing his massacre by befriending and fighting all manner of fun characters, only for the plot twist to be that the person who is doing multiversal genocide against themselves, isn't actually the same person, but rather the "future" son of the protagonist and then after some brutal exposition and main character death they get better and God lets them proper time travel to"fix" their son's tragic future backstory.


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2 months ago

I think I lost touch with my inner weeb.

2 months ago

Good art and all but, why is Vegeta so tall? We all know that prince Vegeta is barely Bulma's height on a good day, and the only one with a height comparable to Goku or Gohan is Trunks? I hate seeing people falling victim to Supers "average to somewhat tall" bias for the main protags.

I hope you consider this for future reference. Also y is he smiling? No one is getting maimed or currently experience bodily harm? Love how you did trunks and bulla tho.

All in all, good art, but Vegeta is too tall

The Vegeta-Briefs family

The Vegeta-Briefs Family

a reference from these two awesome art of Goku and Gohan's family

The Vegeta-Briefs Family
The Vegeta-Briefs Family

I'm crying man. I was doing my best to finish this art and make it perfect cus I love this anime and the characters. they're just so freaking good. and it was worth it. I absolutely love how the artwork turned out.

also here's a closeup of Vegeta's royal family. and yes, the mother is my own fan design. another thing, I didn't draw her eyes cus I have this collective headcanon the Queen may have died during/after Tarble's birth. that's why we haven't seen her yet.

I said after inhaling my dose of copium for the day.

The Vegeta-Briefs Family

(pretty pretty please like and reblog this post. don't let this flop I beg you)


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2 months ago

Petition to to make it socially acceptable to eat/chew on petitions that are immoral?

I read online that someone chucked an anti trans petition ito a fountain, but I think that it would be much more effective and intimidating to just EAT the offending petition.


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3 weeks ago

Big Richard energy

trans fem dick grayson save me. save me trans fem dick.

3 weeks ago

I mean, if gero never got laid then we wouldn't have any of the main androids. Just eighter, and even that's debatable

Friendly reminder that ​Vegeta getting laid resulted in the current timeline being saved.

2 months ago

Completely off base, I know nothing about sailer moon, but I know that she is at least on par with super shenron. Wait does this mean drip Goku is stronger? Either way he's OmnMemeVersal.

I Have No Clue How Strong Sailor Moon Really Is Or The Implications Of This Fight I Was Just Asked To

I have no clue how strong Sailor Moon really is or the implications of this fight I was just asked to draw this and I delivered and,,,

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Puar is one of the only main cast to survive until the buu saga. Puar is also a killer

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