Carve the hear t into their Bones
Then, if you break up, you have to break them
On the anniversary of our time together I want to cuddle a the couch and force you to watch a little movie I made out of the first time I violated you. I want to lick your tears away as you beg your past self to run in your mind.
I want to feel you up as you watch yourself scream and beg for me to stop doing the same in the video. To feel how limp and docile you have become in my hands.
I want to force you to cum while you watch yourself forced into the tiny cage that you now sleep in, too small to stand or lay down in, and shocked until all that comes from your mouth is an incoherent babble of broken screams.
Then I want to carve hearts in your flesh to show you how much I love you.
I'm having a STAIR down
Pukimon is fucking great!
Pokemon fucking sucks
All of us here knows this already.
I always said Gohan was the GOAT. Future Gohan was willing to take ups the slack, and xeno Gohan gets a nice Paycheck (i think?)
Thinking about how Gohan choosing to live a semi normal life is objectively hilarious. Because to his fellow uni students or work colleagues he’s just an unnecessarily buff but overall nerdy and sweet guy. Then you zoom out, look at his family and treasured acquaintances and OH NO, WHAT? Are those aliens? Why can they fly? OH NO.
Plus he’s married to an heiress essentially? I just know he has people scratching their heads trying to figure him out.
Also I know some DBZ/DBS fans give him grief for losing his edge. But hello? This guy basically saved the world thrice and majority of that was before he was even 12. He didn’t even get to stumble across peril while going on a fun adventure, it literally hit him in the face every single time. Gohan entering martial arts retirement after clocking crazy stats in his youth is also HILARIOUS and I support suburban dad Gohan.
Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)
"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)
Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)
Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work
Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"
Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears
Four bearer holding a four
Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)
Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)
God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)
What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)
Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)
When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?
Clingy ex, but they are a koala
Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?
People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future
Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)
People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time
Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack
Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court
I dunno bout if they are a hobbit, they oughta get a banana for scale
just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
The moment I read this I KNEW it was 2003 clone wars. Anything before and he isn't the same object of Chaos, and anything after wasn't the same energy for that kinda thing. Also the 2003 clone wars was GOATed
This is for science
Puar is one of the only main cast to survive until the buu saga. Puar is also a killer
some recent puars
That has to suck. I wonder if I got some chocolate milk in the fridge for him
girls when they remember that green lantern vol 3 ends with kyle losing all his tethers to earth to the point that it is no longer his home and because loving is the only thing he knows how to do he devotes himself wholly to the only thing he has left which is an organization that doesn’t give a damn about him as person and one that slowly begins to condone the antithesis of everything he stands for which eventually leads him to strike out on his own where he is later kidnapped and forced into violence in an attempt to break his resolve in his convictions only for him to emerge with said convictions intact but with the price of being irreparably scarred both mentally and physically by what he’s done and what’s been done to him
Iskell left?
Man I need to catch up with the series.
Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?
Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.
I decided to make a Tumblr bloggy thing! don't mind me, I just follow whatever I see, I'm like a magpie :)
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