Homer Sexuals Have Really Ruined My Experience At This Walmart

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

ponyo 😭✊🏻💓💕💞💖💗💝👏😤😔👌👏👏😤

REBLOG THIS GODDAMMIT

IF I GET ONE MORE BOT ACCOUNT FOLLOWING ME THATS TRYNA GET ME TO SOME PORN WEBSITE, ILL FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE (THAT PERSON BEING MYSELF)

me ??? um

My mood 25/8

“I don’t take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don’t mind.” – Paul McCartney

i need to watch this video

Shit Brendon Urie has said during todays livestream (18/4)

It’s hip to be a square.

Swallow them whole.

Nooo no no no I wanna see you kill somebody…RUN AWAY.

Well you’ll never see my bush, OK??

Drink from the pool of SEXY.

I wonder what his flesh would taste like.

My penis, my butt, my bitches know what’s up.

A FUCKING FETUS DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE.

Some balls on the east.

eat it NERD.

Let’s go clap some cheeks guys.

*Tyler Joseph joins the game*

Tyler: 

Do you have any friends that breathe really loud?…No?…you should meet some of my friends.

*whispers* Thirsty boy.

 AWHHHH It’s a DRINK. ooohhHhhhHH…Someone used the thing.

 JENNA… I’M HUNGRY.

 …Are you yelling about bits??

mcr shares two functional brain cells and ray has both of them