i need to watch this video
It’s hip to be a square.
Swallow them whole.
Nooo no no no I wanna see you kill somebody…RUN AWAY.
Well you’ll never see my bush, OK??
Drink from the pool of SEXY.
I wonder what his flesh would taste like.
My penis, my butt, my bitches know what’s up.
A FUCKING FETUS DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE.
Some balls on the east.
eat it NERD.
Let’s go clap some cheeks guys.
*Tyler Joseph joins the game*
Tyler:
Do you have any friends that breathe really loud?…No?…you should meet some of my friends.
*whispers* Thirsty boy.
AWHHHH It’s a DRINK. ooohhHhhhHH…Someone used the thing.
JENNA… I’M HUNGRY.
…Are you yelling about bits??
Me: hey pass the aux
Friend: you’re not going to put on depressing music and start crying are you?
Me:
HONESTLY
Does anyone else have a day where they know what they want to write but writing is just not something that you want to do at all?
me looking at the entire government
This is great
There seems to be some confusion surrounding the universe sanders sides takes place in. So I would like to suggest some theories:
The sides are completely imaginary. Thomas just passes out on his couch and vividly daydreams for anywhere between 8-40 minutes.
The sides are imaginary but Thomas only passes out on his couch when they go somewhere, and spends most of his time talking to an empty living room.
The sides are so imaginary that Thomas doesn’t just pretend to talk to them, he just hops around from spot to spot impersonating them. Like filming sanders sides but much more tedious.
The sides are real, can be seen by others, and can interact with the world around them. This can be great, cuz thomas has like 5x the amount of people to help out with chores, but can also be terrible because oh god oh no Patton’s gotten into the kitchen again and he’s already used all the flour to make cookies
The sides are real but they can’t interact with anything. This is probably for the best.
The sides are real but can’t be seen by anyone other than Thomas for some strange reason. They can still interact with objects and Joan is convinced Thomas’ house is haunted
The sides are imaginary, except on the full moon when Thomas’ curse is at its most powerful. This is why Logan has the full moon circled in his calendar
The sides are real and have all the powers of an imaginary being, including summoning objects. Thomas is op. Please nerf.
The sides are real because Thomas is a god of mischief and can do what he wants, and what he wants is to summon the aspects of his personality and occasionally, his aunt patty
The sides are only real enough to steal pizza from Thomas’ fridge. Where the food goes we will never know
The sides are real. Thomas is the imaginary one
Blink twice if you're being held hostage
source?
I am, if you couldn’t guess, open to better suggestions
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
the “can i copy your homework?” meme ft. the emo quartet (+ idkhbtfm)
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s my ever present dark cloud of despair and general anger.
can we please take a moment to appreciate this post
Okay but seriously for me as an artist, drawing Gerard Way‘s Sassy poses is like high quality porn & literal hell at the same fucking time.
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"i dont know what im supposed to do, im haunted by the ghost of you.take me back to the night we met."
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