Chelsea Peretti’s Opening Monologue At The Tenth Annual Tech Crunchies

mcr shares two functional brain cells and ray has both of them

Homer sexuals have really ruined my experience at this Walmart

Hargreeves Fun Time

Five: *grabs the ouija board*

Allison: no no no that’s a bad idea

Luther: yeah no thx

Diego: do u really wanna summon demons dumbass ?

Ben: m o m im afraid

Vanya: maybe i wanna be excluded for once

Klaus, walking over: sup fuckers

All of them:

Klaus: y’all are really afraid of a goddamn ouija board? bitch my whole life is a ouija board who’s going first

I just don't care in general but yeah same

Have I spent all night on tumblr? Yes.

Do I give a fuck? No.

Three days? Easy peasy.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

Klaus : If I run and jump at Diego, he’ll most certainly catch me in his arms.

Klaus running towards him : COMING IN !!!

Diego : NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-

Diego : *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, klaus.

you ever look up at the sky and ask "why, god? why do you like to torture me?" and he replies "fuck you that's why" in which you reply with "that's fair."

RB if you’re hungry

person: so, your telling me you can't hang out cus you're too lazy? me: