James Is Captured, Bored Out Of His Mind. So He Starts Singing, All The Songs He Knows. Bowie, Queen,

Regulus wears dock's, Evan wears vans and Barty wears converse. Dorcas told me herself

marlene who forced herself to like guys because she couldn't possibly be a lesbian. no, being a lesbian is gross. it's wrong. she couldn't disappoint her mother like that be some something so gross

still, the first tike she kissed a girl, it felt so right. she cried for two days straight. eventually asking james what was wrong with her. james - who was raised to believe everyone can love whoever they want - didn't understand why marlene was so upset. he explained to her there was nothing wrong with her. why would there be? liking girls while being a girl is as normal as a bloke liking a girl

This is good to know. Know it.

JAMES AND REGULUS

JAMES AND REGULUS!!!!

Best interview ever

CRIMSON RIVERS

Divided the fic into 4 books with these covers:

and turned each book into an epub, for Kindle, Books, Google Books, GoodReads or other digital reading platforms that aren't just ao3.

I am making no money off this and all credit goes to the original cover artist, Micah Ulrich (find them on Twitter/X). I only did the rework into a more sleek epub format. Credit for the story goes, of course, to zeppazariel/bizarrestars on Archive of Our Own.

Also, have this sick-ass Regulus edit I found on TikTok for the fic! This post encourages you to read Crimson Rivers while listening to Hozier's Unreal Unearth!

i can’t believe i didn’t reupload this it’s hilarious

I just know that modern day James Potter would just have the absolute worst luck when it came to random day-to-day things

Like 100% he’d end up with either a really creepy landlord or would end up living in an apartment where everything tries to kill him probably both

Like he’d meet up with the Marauders and just have the wildest stories of like a landlord stalking him or just his sink randomly spray water or catching fire

Or he’d get a car but it would be the type of car that you’d have to do like a ritual to get it to work you couldn’t open like the left side door because it wouldn’t shut or the car would only place Ed Sheeran and would randomly just turn off while he’s driving

And everyone in his life is just so concerned for this poor boy but James is just super chill and literally does not care

Like sure he can only get into his car through the window and sure he has to use a chair to hold up the oven when he’s cooking but he’s fiiiiine

And in the background to James living his life you can hear faintly the screams of Remus Sirius and Peter every time they witness a new James near death experience

Ima firm believer that Peter, James and Marlene grew up together and act like siblings. Marlene is obviously the oldest, James is the middle child and Peter the youngest. And that Peter and Marlene team up to bully James on things like crushes. Or the Marlene is protective over Peter and James. And Peter and James gave Dorcas the shovel talk but Dorcas just nodded along amused cause she's heard all the embarrassing stories about these two from Marlene.