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No one wants to admit that James Potter gives off short guy energy.

If Mary was given a gun, the whole Voldemort thing would've been solved in 30 minutes. Argue with the wall.

I'm 14 and I felt this

I just know that modern day James Potter would just have the absolute worst luck when it came to random day-to-day things

Like 100% he’d end up with either a really creepy landlord or would end up living in an apartment where everything tries to kill him probably both

Like he’d meet up with the Marauders and just have the wildest stories of like a landlord stalking him or just his sink randomly spray water or catching fire

Or he’d get a car but it would be the type of car that you’d have to do like a ritual to get it to work you couldn’t open like the left side door because it wouldn’t shut or the car would only place Ed Sheeran and would randomly just turn off while he’s driving

And everyone in his life is just so concerned for this poor boy but James is just super chill and literally does not care

Like sure he can only get into his car through the window and sure he has to use a chair to hold up the oven when he’s cooking but he’s fiiiiine

And in the background to James living his life you can hear faintly the screams of Remus Sirius and Peter every time they witness a new James near death experience

for the @jegulus-microfic prompt: intent.

“Potter,” Regulus calls down the empty hall.

“Fuck off, Regulus,” James says back without turning around.  He doesn’t even sound angry, just tired.

“James,” Regulus tries again, hoping his voice sounds softer in the hall than it does ringing in his own ears.

James turns around.

“You were right,” Regulus starts.  It’s easier than I was wrong.  “It wasn’t my intention-” he cuts himself off.  It doesn’t matter what he intended.  He knows exactly how ignoring James in front of everyone came off.  He tries again.  “I shouldn’t have- I’m sorry.  It doesn’t matter.  I don’t care who knows.”

James scoffs, but it doesn’t hide the hope in his eyes.  “Prove it,” he says.

“Kiss me?” Regulus asks, daring to take a few steps closer.

“Right here in the corridor?  Anyone could-”

“See us?  That’s the idea.  Dinner’s nearly over too.  Should be a good audience.”  Regulus says it lightly, as if a steady voice can disguise the fact that he’s nearly vibrating out of his skin.

It works, though.  James grins at him, a small thing at first that steadily grows until it lights up his whole face.  “You really mean it,” he says, and it’s not a question.

“I really, really do,” Regulus answers anyway, closing the remaining space between them.  When he’s close enough, he grabs James’ collar and pulls him in.  James is putty in his hands, bending to meet him with lips that were made to fit against his own.

Regulus doesn’t know how long they’ve been kissing.  He doesn’t care.  He’s intent on never doing anything else.  That is, until he hears Sirius’ voice from the far end of the corridor.

“Prongs, what the fuck?”

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Peter: Harley said he doesn't love me anymore

Harley: that's not what I said

Peter: well what did you say then

Harley: I said we have been cuddling for six hours I need to pee

Peter: same thing

marlene who forced herself to like guys because she couldn't possibly be a lesbian. no, being a lesbian is gross. it's wrong. she couldn't disappoint her mother like that be some something so gross

still, the first tike she kissed a girl, it felt so right. she cried for two days straight. eventually asking james what was wrong with her. james - who was raised to believe everyone can love whoever they want - didn't understand why marlene was so upset. he explained to her there was nothing wrong with her. why would there be? liking girls while being a girl is as normal as a bloke liking a girl

i started shipping wesper with a passion when wylan literally stopped in the middle of a prison break to ask “wait but are you into guys?”

James Potter is the little spoon he told me himself

Don't go onto Voltron tik tok I've been crying for the last 20 minutes