I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Reupload This It’s Hilarious

James is captured, bored out of his mind. So he starts singing, all the songs he knows. Bowie, Queen, Taylor Swift, all the Disney songs in order of the movies. After that, it all goes downhills. Murmered lyrics, parts of songs, and the worst, mispronounced French songs.

And Regulus is standing guard. Suffering through his fourth hour of guarding this man. And he’s this close to gagging him.

This is so true and it drives me up the wall.

If its not Peter just not being included at all he is usually replaced with Regulus or Lily, and while i love both of their characters so much. It doesn't take away from the fact that there is no reason Peter shouldn't be included in Remus, Sirius, James content when its labeled "The Marauders" as he was very much a Marauder.

If people can excuse Barty Crouch Jr or Regulus Black for what they did as Death Eaters (Which Barty continued as an adult and wasn't forced into by family but was of his own choice) then they can definitely excuse Peter's Betrayal. His wrongs were just as wrong as theirs.

I’m actually kind of tired of seeing marauders content without Peter? Like?? My dudes, he was one of them?

James Potter is the definition of the word disheveled.

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He's always got that look in his eyes, you know the one.

He's kind a unfocused and his glasses are falling to the tip of his nose.

His hair is perpetually messy, he makes it look good but it's messy nonetheless.

He's always running around somewhere, probably knocking things over on his way.

Apologizes to inanimate objects... 100% apologizes to inanimate objects.

Says "wut?" Like a million times a day.

He replies to "Potter! >:(" better than he replies to his actual name.

Is so genuinely terrible at flirting its a little scary.

Tie always slung over his neck because he just... can't be bothered?

Buttons on his shirt done up wrong half the time.

Always late, Merlin help him.

Deer in headlights literally and figuratively.

He's got that total girly scream that follows with him clearing his throat and the deepest voice you've ever heard.

Dissociates from conversations then snaps back suddenly and nods along even though he has no idea what's happening.

"Mr. Potter!" "WASN'T ME!"

Will stare for a solid five seconds before processing what someone said.

Laughs louder than everyone else then quietly mutters "I don't get it"

He's a little wild, always up to something either dangerous or so stupid it should probably be considered dangerous.

Has ADHD.

That's it, he's just a little ADHD baby.

Can't go twenty seconds without pissing someone off.

Explodes with happiness.

Usually translates to smacking his friends repeatedly before pointing and shouting excitedly about something.

Pining after the same person for years even though they are SO MEAN TO HIM.

He actually loves it when they're mean to him.

He's just a chaotic mess and his friends love him so much

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James has chubby cheeks.

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Remus and James Brotp?

omg-

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i’ve waited for this for so long

hyping each other up all the time

although remus is not a quiddich freak (take example james!) he goes to the pitch and cheers on him all the time

james sometimes does remus’ essays if he doesn’t feel good (mentally or because of the moon). he gets caught almost every time but it’s worth it

do their homework together

weirdos 💖

hold hands sometimes

when james is too caught in stuff (cough cough quiddich cough) he forgets to study and exams come and “oh shit i forgot to study”. remus takes advantage in this and that means? study dates!

since james is one of the kindest persons towards him he has the feeling he has to protect him

and blamed himself for james’ death because he couldn’t protect him

so talk shit about james and say good bye to your life

vice versa too

james does everything with so much enthusiasm and it always brings poor re a smile to his face

you know for sure remus has that type of period in which he still wonders why sirius is with him and “look at him james, and then look at me”

james is not taking this crap

“moony you bastard, you are amazing, smart and even despite everything you went through you’re so kind and that means a hell of a lot“

both are huge simps

remus wanted to get a tattoo for sirius and james came up with the idea (don’t ask me what is it because i didn’t settle on anything)

despite not being a romantic in his own relationship, like sirius, remus gives james advice for his own relationship

and so does james, because sirius is james’ brother and shipping prongsfoot is basically incest but let’s not get into depth and he knows what sirius likes

both are clothes thieves and steal from each other because their clothes pretty much suit each other mostly remus’ suit james

james was so excited to become an animagus

they made the research of the spells for the marauders’ map (sirius did the graphic and peter brought snacks, which is very important mind you)

sometimes they just leave for like,,, two hours,,, and don’t let anyone come with them and no one knows where they’re going (p.s- you’re not gonna know either 👀)

james brings tiny bits of confidence from remus and remus brings back james down on heart when he soars too high

Quotes I associate with the Batkids because I think Bruce and the violence of the vigilante life irreparably messed them up but I also think they are all love perservering in their own ways

Dick

Barbara

Jason

Steph

Cass

Tim

Damian

Tell me if I'm wrong (actually tell me I have not read that many comics) but why do lots of fics have Peter Parker as short like are they going based off the comics or are they basing them on Toby Maguire and Tom Holland's cause Andrew Garfeild is tall as FUCK-

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.