I Fucking Hate James Tissot’s Paintings Because In ALL OF THEM There Is ALWAYS Someone Staring Right

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Remus and James Brotp?

omg-

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i’ve waited for this for so long

hyping each other up all the time

although remus is not a quiddich freak (take example james!) he goes to the pitch and cheers on him all the time

james sometimes does remus’ essays if he doesn’t feel good (mentally or because of the moon). he gets caught almost every time but it’s worth it

do their homework together

weirdos 💖

hold hands sometimes

when james is too caught in stuff (cough cough quiddich cough) he forgets to study and exams come and “oh shit i forgot to study”. remus takes advantage in this and that means? study dates!

since james is one of the kindest persons towards him he has the feeling he has to protect him

and blamed himself for james’ death because he couldn’t protect him

so talk shit about james and say good bye to your life

vice versa too

james does everything with so much enthusiasm and it always brings poor re a smile to his face

you know for sure remus has that type of period in which he still wonders why sirius is with him and “look at him james, and then look at me”

james is not taking this crap

“moony you bastard, you are amazing, smart and even despite everything you went through you’re so kind and that means a hell of a lot“

both are huge simps

remus wanted to get a tattoo for sirius and james came up with the idea (don’t ask me what is it because i didn’t settle on anything)

despite not being a romantic in his own relationship, like sirius, remus gives james advice for his own relationship

and so does james, because sirius is james’ brother and shipping prongsfoot is basically incest but let’s not get into depth and he knows what sirius likes

both are clothes thieves and steal from each other because their clothes pretty much suit each other mostly remus’ suit james

james was so excited to become an animagus

they made the research of the spells for the marauders’ map (sirius did the graphic and peter brought snacks, which is very important mind you)

sometimes they just leave for like,,, two hours,,, and don’t let anyone come with them and no one knows where they’re going (p.s- you’re not gonna know either 👀)

james brings tiny bits of confidence from remus and remus brings back james down on heart when he soars too high

Every new addition to this makes it funnier, I'm pissing myself laughing

CRIMSON RIVERS

Divided the fic into 4 books with these covers:

and turned each book into an epub, for Kindle, Books, Google Books, GoodReads or other digital reading platforms that aren't just ao3.

I am making no money off this and all credit goes to the original cover artist, Micah Ulrich (find them on Twitter/X). I only did the rework into a more sleek epub format. Credit for the story goes, of course, to zeppazariel/bizarrestars on Archive of Our Own.

Also, have this sick-ass Regulus edit I found on TikTok for the fic! This post encourages you to read Crimson Rivers while listening to Hozier's Unreal Unearth!

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.

Remus doesn’t thinks he’s hot as fuck because he isn’t his own type. His type is pretty boys with light eyes and devilish grins. He is a giant with no coordination and a pension for grandpa sweaters. This is why he’s immediately attracted to Sirius. Even Regulus and Barty trip him up once in awhile. Remus Lupin has a fucking type, okay.

James, on the other hand, is attracted to personality and vibes. His type is mean, a nice smile, and long fingers. This is why he knows he’s fucking hot, because his vibes are immaculate. This is also why he’s had a crush on Sirius, Remus, Lily, Regulus, Dorcas, Frank, and Marlene.

They’re both messes.

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

Queen, I'm in love 🥰

FLORENCE PUGH for J.Crew | February 2022

I have three braincell and it's these three idiots bickering over tits

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This is so true and it drives me up the wall.

If its not Peter just not being included at all he is usually replaced with Regulus or Lily, and while i love both of their characters so much. It doesn't take away from the fact that there is no reason Peter shouldn't be included in Remus, Sirius, James content when its labeled "The Marauders" as he was very much a Marauder.

If people can excuse Barty Crouch Jr or Regulus Black for what they did as Death Eaters (Which Barty continued as an adult and wasn't forced into by family but was of his own choice) then they can definitely excuse Peter's Betrayal. His wrongs were just as wrong as theirs.

I’m actually kind of tired of seeing marauders content without Peter? Like?? My dudes, he was one of them?