Remus Doesn’t Thinks He’s Hot As Fuck Because He Isn’t His Own Type. His Type Is Pretty Boys With

Remus doesn’t thinks he’s hot as fuck because he isn’t his own type. His type is pretty boys with light eyes and devilish grins. He is a giant with no coordination and a pension for grandpa sweaters. This is why he’s immediately attracted to Sirius. Even Regulus and Barty trip him up once in awhile. Remus Lupin has a fucking type, okay.

James, on the other hand, is attracted to personality and vibes. His type is mean, a nice smile, and long fingers. This is why he knows he’s fucking hot, because his vibes are immaculate. This is also why he’s had a crush on Sirius, Remus, Lily, Regulus, Dorcas, Frank, and Marlene.

They’re both messes.

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now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

2 years ago

The Sun & Wayward stars by TheBiButterfly has me kicking and squealing omg i loooooove jealous James

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2 years ago

Okays, So. I don't think Harry would have been named after nobody I feels as tho James and Lily would have named him after a family member or something. So I always kind headcannoned that James had and older brother named Harry.... but he was a still born. So James would have never grown up with him but he knew he had an older brother and his parents always said that Harry was looking over him, so yeah I think Harry was named after James older brother.


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1 year ago
James Potter The Man That You Are

James Potter the man that you are

2 years ago

me again, bothering you, but i am very interested in adhd james if you would like to share some of your hcs💖💖💖

you're not bother me at all! asks honestly give me so much serotonin. they really make my day :)

James was diagnosed really young. like, it was extremely obvious from the get-go that that child was not neurotypical

When he was a kid, he was very hyperactive. As he grew older, however, he sort of grew out of it. He has his high-energy days, but nothing to the caliber of child james

James was a menace as a kid

He was probably a backpack leash kid. you know exactly what I'm talking about

His parents are the ones who encouraged him to do sports a kid, just so he'd release some of that never-ending energy

James cycles through hyperfixations rapidly, and he hyperfixates on people a lot. Lily? He hyperfixated on her before. Sirius? You bet your ass. Literally anyone he's friends with, he probably hyperfixated on them at one point

My boy probably takes medication

Time just slips away from him. He's not a very punctual person because of that, but he really does try

He's the kind of person to have 1093843892 alarms on his phone that remind him to do the weirdest things. At least 6 of them are for waking up in the morning

delayed responses

"What?" "I said--" "Oh, the answer is [blank]"

James likes reading, but he cannot finish a book for the life of him

not interested? then he won't pay attention

horrible short term memory. frequently washes his hair twice because he couldn't remember if he already did. did he eat dinner already? don't ask James, he has no idea.

The Leg BounceTM

Impulsive. Sometimes dangerously so. No sense of self preservation

His spaces are organized chaos. It's messy, but he knows where everything is. At least, he knows most of the time

He may act like a very confident person, but James actually has a pretty low self image (yes, that's an adhd trait). One small mistake makes him question everything about himself

Horrible driver, but insists he's amazing. He drives like he's in a fast and furious movie

boredom is his worst enemy.

Is totally the kid that would forget a pencil all the time

Probably does his homework at the very last minute (on the drive to school, before the bell rings, etc etc), but somehow gets good grades on it???

makes Big Gestures when talking. He has, like, no control over his limbs and often hits people on accident. Profusely apologizes afterwards.

Watches television with the captions on. He can't understand what anyone is saying without them

When he's hyperfocused, he makes the strangest faces. Sirius always tells him that he'll get premature wrinkles if he keeps scrunching his face up like that

His notes app is a mess

His train of thought is constantly moving. It never stops. Never.

His biggest pet peeve is when people tell him he's "not trying" HE IS SHUT UP

James's adhd gets worse when he's playing sports. All the noise, all the moving, all the excitement-- it really sets off his hyperactivity, which is kind of a blessing when he's playing. It's like a life hack

2 years ago

Bitches are able to read hardcore bdsm porn fanfiction with a straight face but start to grin and squeak like an idiot as soon there is the smallest fluff.

That’s me, I’m bitches.

3 years ago

Loki if he ever meets Wanda:

Loki If He Ever Meets Wanda:
3 years ago

Peter: Harley said he doesn't love me anymore

Harley: that's not what I said

Peter: well what did you say then

Harley: I said we have been cuddling for six hours I need to pee

Peter: same thing


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2 years ago

facts.

Regulus and Sirius are so protective of James that they’d torture and possibly kill for him. The thing is James doesn’t like it when they do that and he gets upset when he finds out if they do anything. So one time Regulus goes overboard because someone jinxed James’ broom that caused James to fall and break his ribs and arm. He nearly kills the culprit but Sirius stops him and takes the fault when James finds out. James would forgive his best friend but he wouldn’t easily forgive his boyfriend. And Sirius knows that and prefers taking the heat if it means Regulus and James being together and happy.

2 years ago

If you would like

Remus and James Brotp?

omg-

i-

i’ve waited for this for so long

hyping each other up all the time

although remus is not a quiddich freak (take example james!) he goes to the pitch and cheers on him all the time

james sometimes does remus’ essays if he doesn’t feel good (mentally or because of the moon). he gets caught almost every time but it’s worth it

do their homework together

weirdos 💖

hold hands sometimes

when james is too caught in stuff (cough cough quiddich cough) he forgets to study and exams come and “oh shit i forgot to study”. remus takes advantage in this and that means? study dates!

since james is one of the kindest persons towards him he has the feeling he has to protect him

and blamed himself for james’ death because he couldn’t protect him

so talk shit about james and say good bye to your life

vice versa too

james does everything with so much enthusiasm and it always brings poor re a smile to his face

you know for sure remus has that type of period in which he still wonders why sirius is with him and “look at him james, and then look at me”

james is not taking this crap

“moony you bastard, you are amazing, smart and even despite everything you went through you’re so kind and that means a hell of a lot“

both are huge simps

remus wanted to get a tattoo for sirius and james came up with the idea (don’t ask me what is it because i didn’t settle on anything)

despite not being a romantic in his own relationship, like sirius, remus gives james advice for his own relationship

and so does james, because sirius is james’ brother and shipping prongsfoot is basically incest but let’s not get into depth and he knows what sirius likes

both are clothes thieves and steal from each other because their clothes pretty much suit each other mostly remus’ suit james

james was so excited to become an animagus

they made the research of the spells for the marauders’ map (sirius did the graphic and peter brought snacks, which is very important mind you)

sometimes they just leave for like,,, two hours,,, and don’t let anyone come with them and no one knows where they’re going (p.s- you’re not gonna know either 👀)

james brings tiny bits of confidence from remus and remus brings back james down on heart when he soars too high

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