The Sun & Wayward Stars By TheBiButterfly Has Me Kicking And Squealing Omg I Loooooove Jealous James

Me: *on a date with a book* so tell me all about you

Book: well I-

Fanfiction: *winks at me* how you doing? I was wondering if-

Me: *talking to book* I'm sorry to cut this short but we'll reschedule

Out of curiosity, an informal survey…

Fanfic authors, reblog this and say in the tags the latest you’ve stayed up writing a fanfic.

Fanfic readers, reblog this and say in the tags the latest you’ve stayed up reading a fanfic.

If you’re both, by all means, give your responses for both!

My beige flag is as long as a ship isnt illegal or heavily immoral i can get behind it

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes is the best ship and anybody is yet to convince me otherwise

now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

Quotes I associate with the Batkids because I think Bruce and the violence of the vigilante life irreparably messed them up but I also think they are all love perservering in their own ways

Dick

Barbara

Jason

Steph

Cass

Tim

Damian

Remus doesn’t thinks he’s hot as fuck because he isn’t his own type. His type is pretty boys with light eyes and devilish grins. He is a giant with no coordination and a pension for grandpa sweaters. This is why he’s immediately attracted to Sirius. Even Regulus and Barty trip him up once in awhile. Remus Lupin has a fucking type, okay.

James, on the other hand, is attracted to personality and vibes. His type is mean, a nice smile, and long fingers. This is why he knows he’s fucking hot, because his vibes are immaculate. This is also why he’s had a crush on Sirius, Remus, Lily, Regulus, Dorcas, Frank, and Marlene.

They’re both messes.

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