I’ve Gone To The Women’s Restroom A Lot In My Life, And Not Once Have I Ever Seen Genitalia Besides

Every new addition to this makes it funnier, I'm pissing myself laughing

Jegulus fic recs pt2

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Tumblr wouldn’t let me add to the last one, so here we are

Can someone please write a one-shot?? Where the Avengers are jealous because Peter is spending all his time with his S/O (I really don't care who just no incest or st*taker or anything like that) so they insist that they all have a big like roast dinner or whatever but all the avengers agreed to just say really dirty things casually to mess with him like Bucky could be talking about training and say "I just rammed into Sam (winterfalcon for the win)" and everybody just acts like it's normal while Peter is over choking on his food or like Tony is talking about... idk what but he says "and he just came" and everybody is like 🙂 while Peter is just trying not to laugh and be mature but is hiding it really badly

}|{ <= a very confused caterpillar

( <= green bean

now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

Mistigris by Calypte on Ao3 acc has some sort of hold on me. This fic is amazing. Regulus? Amazing. Evan? Amazing. Barty? Amazing. James? Amazing. EVERYONE acc has like traits and a personality its amazing.

AND BLACK BROTHER BONDING. Omg i could go on for YEARS why i love them in this fic, the dynamic they have. Its not emotionless but its not all cutsy either. It's AMAZING. I love this fic and everyone should read it :)

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I have three braincell and it's these three idiots bickering over tits

I just know that modern day James Potter would just have the absolute worst luck when it came to random day-to-day things

Like 100% he’d end up with either a really creepy landlord or would end up living in an apartment where everything tries to kill him probably both

Like he’d meet up with the Marauders and just have the wildest stories of like a landlord stalking him or just his sink randomly spray water or catching fire

Or he’d get a car but it would be the type of car that you’d have to do like a ritual to get it to work you couldn’t open like the left side door because it wouldn’t shut or the car would only place Ed Sheeran and would randomly just turn off while he’s driving

And everyone in his life is just so concerned for this poor boy but James is just super chill and literally does not care

Like sure he can only get into his car through the window and sure he has to use a chair to hold up the oven when he’s cooking but he’s fiiiiine

And in the background to James living his life you can hear faintly the screams of Remus Sirius and Peter every time they witness a new James near death experience

it has been tuesday for 9 hours, 15 minutes and 27 seconds and im SO EXCITED for the crimson rivers update!!!!!