TWSA gets a live action adaptation. nobody knows what the original source is, and a few chapters dissuades most people from reading further, but the thing is... the casting is phenomenal. top list actors all the way through. how did the producer even get all of them on this bumfuck novel's adaptation in the first place? who knows. but any concerns about quality due to the subpar source are squashed the moment the first trailer comes out.
it's action-packed, the actors look incredible, and most importantly, it looks fun. it's clear the plot has been heavily tweaked to fit a live-action format, and hey! they even gave the mc a gun (since swords just aren't as cool, obviously). everyone's happy!
except one very pissed off canon purist.
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
Men wanted dead or alive (preferably dead) 5000 coin reward
The funniest joke in Malevolent is actually the transition from John sounding incredibly turned on and excited by Arthur threatening to kill someone to this:
twitta dump. don’t have a lot of time for super polished pieces these days
Me when I see the greatest possible disaster of a man, a fallen hero turned villain, a skrunkly awful dude who, by some godforsaken reason, hasn't shattered into a million pieces just yet & could easily kill me without a second thought♡