The Largest Countries By Population In 2100

Self proclaimed "outdoorsy" people are mostly delusional, and a special kind of stupid. All it takes is one episode of "Naked and Afraid" to see that these types are no match for actual nature, which is 99% biting insects, parasites, and starvation.

What's with all the fake graduations? Congratulations, you've "graduated" from middle school! What an achievement!

You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.

Russia and Ukraine just need to settle their differences in fucking Eurovision like everyone else.

Yes, she had a daughter with Dino of H-town. Years later Joe legally adopted the child.

Maybe Joe Just Needs Some Good Luv (x)

China plots 'take over' of Latin America with new 'action plan'

China and an alliance of Latin American and Caribbean countries have signed a new 'action plan' that guarantees Beijing more influence and economic power in the region by 2024.

Alternate headline: China replaces US and IMF in Latin America, with Better Results? 

Me when someone is proselytizing Jesus to me and tells me about some miracle that happened to them.

Fans Think Grimes Wrote Secret Reddit Posts About Elon Musk Detailing Alleged Abuse During Their Relationship

If this is really true, Elon Musk sounds awful.

I’m convinced! Aside from this, Grimes’ mother on Twitter is great  @Garossino. 

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?

Holding sticks.

Hitting stuff with sticks.

Hitting other people.

Wearing shoes with knives for soles.

Being on top of ice.

Running on top of ice.

All these things are fine, individually. Anyone who does them altogether is a lunatic.