Yes, She Had A Daughter With Dino Of H-town. Years Later Joe Legally Adopted The Child.

This would make a great tweet.

If you have children under the age of 4 and you do not allow your co-parent to watch them alone, it's not a competency issue, it's a trust issue.

If Philadelphia Cream Cheese is out of stock, rest assured, Laughing Cow is still plentiful.

*Air raid sirens blaring

Me: Anyone else craving Applebees?

The Largest Countries by Population in 2100

ThoughtCo

What Will Be the Largest Countries in 2100?

By 2100, the United Nations predicts the largest countries by population will be India, China, and Nigeria.

The future of humanity is, unsurprisingly, full of humans.

Once a particularly dull minded friend remarked that none of the Love Death + Robots episodes were "very interesting" to him. My first thought was a donkey would not find it interesting either.

In the 80s and 90s, my parents smoked cigarettes in the house and the pets lived in the backyard. Now, the pets live in the house and my parents smoke in the backyard.

A job is basically "do this, do that, do this, do that" until you've had enough, then they get someone else slightly more desperate to participate in the "do this, do that, do this, do that" game.

White supremacy has engulfed the GOP.

I applaud Euphoria showrunners for giving Chloe Cherry a job. Now is the time to destigmatize sex workers, but also make rent more affordable.

Remember when nobody took a fucking picture at the gym?