I Feel Like People All Around The World Are Lining Up To Kill Him

I feel like people all around the world are lining up to kill him

A man stands in line at an ATM in Moscow.

After an hour he loses his patience and yells ‘Putin is to blame for this I’m going to the Kremlin and kill him!’

30 minutes later he’s back in line at the ATM. 'Why are you here again?’ 'The line in front of the Kremlin is twice as long as this one…’

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1 year ago

Love this

A dragon has been demanding tribute of gold from a small village for years. And when they finally hire a slayer to deal with it, the slayer finds a dragon thats barely a hatchling


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2 years ago

“What do you mean you don’t put a miniature explosion spell in your gun?” “What do you mean you don’t use gunpowder-based propellant for your gun?”


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2 years ago
Let The Good Stuff In The Tags Again I Not Mad Just Disappointed. ;) Too Important To Not Repost.

Let the good stuff in the tags again I not mad just disappointed. ;) Too important to not repost.

crazy how at my age my parents already had children (that they were in no way equipped to raise)


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3 years ago

Humans are weird - Human Pamphlet

I’ve spent too much time in the humans are weird tag. It is about humans, well, being the weird ones compared to aliens. I’ve seen a “Humans” Pamphlet thrown around in posts, so I’m going to try my hand at it!

Keep reading


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1 year ago
Only Proper Response

Only proper response

😘sexy💯 Independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 Roger, Roger!🙊real🏅yes, We Are Hooman😇💫all

😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋


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3 weeks ago
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!
Here’s A Thing I’ve Had Around In My Head For A While!

Here’s a thing I’ve had around in my head for a while!

Okay, so I’m pretty sure that by now everyone at least is aware of Steampunk, with it’s completely awesome Victorian sci-fi aesthetic. But what I want to see is Solarpunk – a plausible near-future sci-fi genre, which I like to imagine as based on updated Art Nouveau, Victorian, and Edwardian aesthetics, combined with a green and renewable energy movement to create a world in which children grow up being taught about building electronic tech as well as food gardening and other skills, and people have come back around to appreciating artisans and craftspeople, from stonemasons and smithies, to dress makers and jewelers, and everyone in between. A balance of sustainable energy-powered tech, environmental cities, and wicked cool aesthetics. 

A lot of people seem to share a vision of futuristic tech and architecture that looks a lot like an ipod – smooth and geometrical and white. Which imo is a little boring and sterile, which is why I picked out an Art Nouveau aesthetic for this.

With energy costs at a low, I like to imagine people being more inclined to focus their expendable income on the arts!

Aesthetically my vision of solarpunk is very similar to steampunk, but with electronic technology, and an Art Nouveau veneer.

So here are some buzz words~

Natural colors! Art Nouveau! Handcrafted wares! Tailors and dressmakers! Streetcars! Airships! Stained glass window solar panels!!! Education in tech and food growing! Less corporate capitalism, and more small businesses! Solar rooftops and roadways! Communal greenhouses on top of apartments! Electric cars with old-fashioned looks! No-cars-allowed walkways lined with independent shops! Renewable energy-powered Art Nouveau-styled tech life!

Can you imagine how pretty it would be to have stained glass windows everywhere that are actually solar panels? The tech is already headed in that direction!  Or how about wide-brim hats, or parasols that are topped with discreet solar panel tech incorporated into the design, with ports you can stick your phone charger in to?

(((Character art by me; click the cityscape pieces to see artist names)))


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2 years ago

Not sure if AJ was the the worst but absolutely despise him and a lot of the policy changes he brought into our country in a lot of different areas.

Worst US president: Andrew Jackson. Made the policy switch by which the US stopped viewing Native American nations as foreign states to be dealt with diplomatically and started viewing the their land as up for the taking, paving the way for 150+ years of genocide.

Best US president: Abraham Lincoln. Freed the slaves.


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1 year ago

Thank you I was trying to think what it would take for them to smell like that did that mean they had a layer of bacteria on their skin. This is so much cooler of an idea

Thank You I Was Trying To Think What It Would Take For Them To Smell Like That Did That Mean They Had

Humans are 1000x more sensitive to the smell of petrichor (that smell you get with rain) than sharks are to blood, to no apparent evolutionary advantage. You’re privileged to be a part of the first welcoming committee to meet our new Non-Human arrivals in person. They smell like petrichor.


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