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-Jay Walker at 3am
Inspired by:
:( protec the Vaquita
I love how I can tell people “Kai once shaved off his eyebrows and redrew them with marker and nobody noticed”
Like Kai is the only ninja where you can say “oh he used to juggle hammers”
He’s an anomaly and I love him for it
Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!
Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!
Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!
Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons
Jay:
Jay: [whispering] fsh
Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today
Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Cole:
Jay:
Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!
Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!
Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?
Morro: I can be uncooperative
Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?
Morro:
Morro: no
Kai: So what’s for dinner
Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret
Cole: Your happiness? I need it
Kai: Your love? I want it
Jay: A room? Get one
Naomi: Hotel?
Lloyd: Trivago
Cole: Hey, Jay? Can I get some dating advice?
Jay: Just because I’m with Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
bruuuuu end meeee :(
Jay: A theif
Zane: Thief?
Jay: Theif
Zane: i before e except after c.
Jay: Thceif
Zane: No.
Jay: it is 6am, I have had 0 hours of sleep, and I am running on random energy bursts
Jay: [slams head into blanket] WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME
Inspired by me being unable to sleep last night
Cole: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Lloyd: Killed without hesitation
Cole: NO-
Lloyd: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis
Nya: Lloyd your like 15
Lloyd: I MIGHT DIE AT 30
Lloyd: Can I get uh……. McDeath ™
Jay: Isn’t that that one play by Shakespeare?
Kai: Yeah
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