Heyy!!! Been A While Since I Done An Incorrect Quote Considering This Account Is Meant For Incorrect

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

Jay: it is 6am, I have had 0 hours of sleep, and I am running on random energy bursts

Jay: [slams head into blanket] WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME

Inspired by me being unable to sleep last night

After the toaster incident 1:

Kai: FSM give me patience

Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?

Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already

Lmao imagine if someone drew this

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by:

oh heyhey!! if those edit thingies are still open do you think you could do one for lloyd? :0

Hey only just seen this so I’m sorry! I‘ve been so busy :’)

Anyways, here’s the finished product! Hope you like it!

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by:

OMG YESTERDAY (it’s midnight where I am) WAS THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF REVENGE (CREEPER, AW MAN)

Cole: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Lloyd: Killed without hesitation

Cole: NO-

Ah, yes. Bru

bruuuuu end meeee :(

Jay: A theif

Zane: Thief?

Jay: Theif

Zane: i before e except after c.

Jay: Thceif

Zane: No.

i completely forgot that nya is technically not alive anymore because of seabound and i made this after seabound so now i feel stupid

Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(