Jay: It Is 6am, I Have Had 0 Hours Of Sleep, And I Am Running On Random Energy Bursts

Kai: We need a distraction.

Zane: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Jay, whispering: My time has come

original quote from: ScatterPatter’s Incorrect Quote’s Generator

Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

Remake of this bc why not?

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd, Naomi and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?

Ah, yes. Bru

bruuuuu end meeee :(

Jay: A theif

Zane: Thief?

Jay: Theif

Zane: i before e except after c.

Jay: Thceif

Zane: No.

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

A bit of info about me

Hi! You can call me Gl1tch, Kai or Zen! I’m nonbinary go by They/He/She. I’m bisexual and completely support anyone in the LGBTQ+ community. Black Lives Matter and you can’t change my mind. I am (obviously) a fan of Ninjago and a multi-shipper (but my OTP is Lava). I do not ship any illegal ships (pedophilia, incest etc.). If you are racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic etc. get off of my page.

Accounts:

Main: @trans-jay

Fanfics:

If it has ‘?’ next to it, it’s in the works :)

Name: His perfect match ?

Premise:

Jay and Lloyd sneak in to Borg Tower to see who Jay’s perfect match is, only to find out that it’s Kai. At the same time, a new villain is on the rise meaning that Jay has to save Ninjago and also avoid revealing his perfect match.

Ships: Plasma, Cole X Nya (Idk the ship name)

POV(s): Jay, Kai, 3rd person

Link to the fanfic on wattpad here

Ayup! Sorry I haven’t posted lately! I’m just stressing over going back to school. That combined with going back to school in 2 (technically 1) days is why I haven’t been posting. I will try to post more, but I’ll end up having a schedule. I hope you guys don’t mind! Most of my information will be in my bio, so you’ll find my schedule there! Have a great day/night! 💛🤍💜🖤

Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(

Jay in a nutshell