Me: Oh It’s Trans Visibility Day Today. Nice

So far this week I’ve had an hour and 20 minute phone conversation with one of my friends and an almost 40 minute in person conversation with another. The last one made me like an hour late getting home from school today. I mean, sure, they were decent conversations about dumb stuff, as one does. But if this is what having a social life is like, I want no part in it.

Technology is confusing and I constantly want to jump off a cliff, how are you feeling today???

Here’s a few Loki memes I have on my camera roll so that the first thing y’all see on my blog isn’t the serial killer looking ass that is Miss Minutes:

School just started playing Carry On My Wayward Son…….

RIP to every Supernatural fan in my school

Reblog and click the keyboard, you won’t regret it……. I think, idk I haven’t seen it yet either

Edit: it’s been reblogged too many times that it doesn’t work

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki

*casually listens to httyd soundtrack at 2am*

Reblogging so I can find this later

All rise for the asexual national anthem:

I’m literally scared of this bitch like WHAT IS SHE??????? HOW DO YALL LIKE HER?????? SHES LITERALLY A 2D ANIMATED CLOCK BUT SHE CAN ALSO LOOK LIKE A PROJECTION WITHOUT THERE BEING A PROJECTOR AND MAKE NOISE WITH HER FEET?????? IS SHE A DEMON?????? A VARIANT THAT WAS SO ANNOYING THAT LIKE RENSLAYER TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING CLOCK TO GET HER TO SHUT UP?????? LIKE WHERE DID SHE COME FROM??????? WHAT IS SHE??????? IS SHE GOING TO KILL RENSLAYER AND TAKE OVER THE TVA??? IS THAT HER PLAN???????

im just really terrified of her like how are y’all vibing with her and like ooo she’s so cute like wtf no she’s not she has MURDER IN HER EYES