I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are
Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad
When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.
You know that feeling when you were going to see Shang-Chi eventually with your sister but then she tells you she doesn’t want to see it, so now you have no one to see it with?
………………….Just me?
I’m literally scared of this bitch like WHAT IS SHE??????? HOW DO YALL LIKE HER?????? SHES LITERALLY A 2D ANIMATED CLOCK BUT SHE CAN ALSO LOOK LIKE A PROJECTION WITHOUT THERE BEING A PROJECTOR AND MAKE NOISE WITH HER FEET?????? IS SHE A DEMON?????? A VARIANT THAT WAS SO ANNOYING THAT LIKE RENSLAYER TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING CLOCK TO GET HER TO SHUT UP?????? LIKE WHERE DID SHE COME FROM??????? WHAT IS SHE??????? IS SHE GOING TO KILL RENSLAYER AND TAKE OVER THE TVA??? IS THAT HER PLAN???????
im just really terrified of her like how are y’all vibing with her and like ooo she’s so cute like wtf no she’s not she has MURDER IN HER EYES
EHEHHEHEHHHEHHEHHEHEHEHE
Reblogging so I can find this later
Update: she wrote me a love letter [derogatory]
My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………
I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry
Isn’t not having trauma………… a good thing?????????
so what if...? is just about erasing characters' trauma but in the worst way possible huh
Seeing as the whole fandom is torn between shipping Sylvie and Loki and not because selfcxst, yet we don’t have a ship name……
Ladies, Gentleman and everyone in between, I raise you:
✨Sylki✨
My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………
I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry
A music pet peeve of mine: when people say “double forte” instead of fortissimo. Like. There’s already a word. A wholeass word. USE IT.
THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS
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